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Sunday, August 11, 2019

10 Worst episodes of good cartoons

Sometimes even the best cartoons have moments fans wish never happened. From mean spirited to going against their own strengths, join me as we count down 10 horrible stains on the otherwise clean records of these shows.

#10: Ed Edd N Eddy: Smile For The Ed

If you're gonna punish Eddy, at least wait until he returns to his scamming ways!
Eddy is about to get his yearbook photo taken, but Kevin messes it up. To make things worse, he sells copies of Eddy's bad photo to the other kids. The Eds hide Kevin's copy machine in a locker and try to take a better photo of Eddy, but Kevin messes that one up just as its about to happen and the locker holding the copy machine explodes. The Eds are forced to stay after school and clean the thousands of copies up while Kevin and the other kids get away scot free for torturing Eddy.

#9: The Original Powerpuff Girls: Town N Out

There are better ways of showing a realistic take on superheroes and that way does not involve torturing the good doers!
The girls and the Professor move to a new city called Citysville (really creative name, I know). For almost the entire episode, the girls are made fun of by the other towns folk, while their crime fighting activities get put on hold by an uncaring teacher. When they finally get to stop some bank robbers, they destroy a bridge in the process and the understandably angry mayor signs a bill that makes all superpowers illegal in Citysville. They finally move back to Townsville (again, really creative name) upon finding out that the Professor also hated the city.

#8: Arthur: Arthur's Big Hit

Given how long this show's gone on, it was inevitable they'd screw something up.
Arthur builds a model airplane, but D.W won't stop messing with despite her brother repeatedly telling her to. She eventually throws it out the window and breaks it, to which the fed up Arthur punches her. When word gets out to Arthur's friends, he is belittled endlessly and eventually Binky punches Arthur after succumbing to peer pressure. Arthur's parents offer him no sympathy, saying that he deserves it for hitting D.W, who suffers no consequences for her actions.

#7: SpongeBob SquarePants: Ink Lemonade

This episode probably wouldn't be out of place in seasons 5 through early 9, but this was made after the show started recovering from its season rot!
Patrick's lemonade stand isn't doing so well until he finds a secret ingredient: The ink Squidward shoots out when he's startled. Patrick then spends the rest of the episode scaring the nonexistent pants off of Squidward to get more "lemonade", eventually building a haunted house attraction and forcing the poor octopus to endure it. Squidward eventually finds out about Patrick's latest scheme and tries to take the business over, but the customers run off after finding out what they were drinking. The episode ends with SpongeBob and Patrick giving Squidward cookies that were laced with spider eggs, which hatch and storm out of his mouth.

#6: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends: Everyone Knows It's Bendy

You wanna punch your computer screen, don't you?
Foster's home gets a new "friend" in the form of Bendy, an obnoxious little furball who does all sorts of naughty things and gets the main characters blamed for them by playing the innocent little child card. Bloo finally tries to get him busted using an elaborate that involves taking a picture of Bendy stealing a cookie and gluing the photo to his hand, but the little trap results in the house suffering heavy water damage due to Bloo breaking the sinks. So while Bendy is finally found out, Bloo is the one who gets into more trouble and Bendy ultimately wins in the end.

#5: Hey Arnold!: Arnold Betrays Iggy

Even Arnold can only take so much.
Arnold finds out cool kid Iggy wears bunny pajamas and swears to keep his discovery a secret. At school, Sid and Stinky find out about Iggy's little secret and tell the rest of the school, turning Iggy into a laughing stock. Arnold spends the rest of the episode trying to make it up to Iggy, but he refuses to accept Arnold's apology unless he does the walk of shame, which involves walking down the street in bunny pajamas in-front of a laughing crowd. Iggy finds out that Arnold didn't break his promise thanks to Sid and Stinky, but it's to late to stop the walk from happening. In the end, Iggy tries to apologize to Arnold, but Arnold refuses to even look him in the eyes.

#4: The Amazing World of Gumball: The Girlfriend

"Ooh, an episode where a bully treats everyone else like crap and gets away with it? My favorite!" Said nobody, ever.
Notorious bully Jamie forces Darwin to be her boyfriend while she bullies the other students and even the staff. Darwin is unwilling to tell her he isn't her boyfriend despite Gumball trying to convince him. Eventually Jamie starts to stalk Gumball with intent to maim, but she stops herself upon seemingly figuring out love is something earn. Just when things seem to be ending happily, Darwin shows up and tells her about earning love and Jamie, thinking he's calling her stupid, responds by pummeling him.

#3: The Simpsons: The Boys of Bummer

The show might've gotten a little stale after so many years, but even so this is inexcusable!
Most of Springfield's population turns on Bart after he loses a softball game. They throw beer at him, insult him constantly and even make songs saying that he sucks. Lisa takes him to see a famous baseball player and just when things are starting to look good for Bart, the former pro starts insulting him upon hearing his name. Eventually the emotional torment drives Bart to attempt suicide and an angry mobs starts chanting that he sucks while he's unconscious in the hospital until Marge finally chews them out. To make up for it, they stage a rematch and see to it that Bart catches the fly ball this time.

#2: The Loud House: No Such Luck

You want a little time to yourself and suddenly your family wants nothing to do with you!
Lynn accuses Lincoln of being bad luck after she lost a baseball game that he attended and he decides to spread the rumor so he can spend some time to himself. It goes wrong quickly, however, when they board up his room, force him to sleep outside and straight up lock him out of the house. He manages to sneak into a baseball game that his family is attending by disguising as a mascot and they believe he's good luck... but only with the squirrel costume on.

#1: The Fairly Oddparents before season 6: It's A Wishful Life

Treated like crap for doing good deeds, finding out the world would be better off with you out of existence and almost sent to essentially hell for making the world a better place. Is it any wonder Timmy became more jerkish as the show went on?
In this episode, Timmy wishes he was never born after his friends and family treat him like crap after he did something nice for them. Jorgen shows him what the world would be better off without him. His parents are millionares and have a daughter, Francis is a kind jock instead of a bully, Chester has Cosmo and Wanda and uses their magic for good deeds, ect. Eventually Timmy tricks Jorgen into falling into a pit and decides to wish himself back into existence, but decides against it. Fortunately, Jorgen revives him since he passed a secret test of character.

Sources

  • Various Wikis (Yeah I know, big surprise)
Well this wasn't the most pleasant list to make. If you like any of these episodes and/or can think of some other disappointments from otherwise fantastic cartoons, fell free to leave your suggestions in the comments. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

Friday, August 2, 2019

10 worst things done by cartoon protagonists

Obviously not every hero is the Superman type. From causing mental breakdowns to torturing enemies for petty reasons, join me as we count down 11 actions done by cartoon "protagonists" that are just horrible. Warning: Some of the screenshots have blood on them. Also a disgusting and currently incurable disease is mentioned. Viewer's discretion is advised.

#10: Johnny from Johnny Test: Taking advantage of a lab experiment gone wrong

Leave it to Johnny to make a bad situation even worse!
Episode: Johnny's Big Dumb Sisters
After Mary and Susan make themselves dumb with their own invention, Johnny takes advantage of their current state for his own amusement. He only opts to turn them back to normal after Dukey reminds him that they won't be able to do his homework without their brains.

#9: Sway Sway from Breadwinners: Trying to force Jenny Quackles to fall in love with him

More like loathe loaf, am I right?
Episode: Love Loaf
Lamenting that the girl he loves doesn't share his affections, Sway Sway decides to force feed her love loaf so that she'd fall in love with him, despite his master's warnings. First he and buhdeuce sneak into a girl scout camp and try to make Jenny eat the loaf. When that fails, they try to sneak into her cabin and feed to her while she's asleep, only to instead affect the camp counselors.

#8: Mr Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants: Scaring Plankton so badly that he tries to off himself

Stuff like this is why this show once suffered seasonal rot.
Episode: One Course Meal
In this infamously terrible episode, Mr. Krabs learns that Plankton is scared to death of whales. So, his course of action is to dress up as his sperm whale daughter Pearl and stalk Plankton in his own home, scaring the bejebus out of him for 18 days. Eventually the paranoia overcomes Plankton and he lays down on a street waiting for a vehicle to run him over. When Mr. Krabs learns about this, he just laughs at the misery of his old friend-turned-arch nemesis. Worst of all, he gets away with his crimes.

#7: Rick from Rick & Morty: Accidentally ruining his original earth beyond repair

We all make mistakes, it's just rare for our mistakes to be this bad!
Episode: Rick Potion #9
Rick makes Morty a special potion that will make him irresistible at a school prom. It works too well, as the girls in the school start fight each other to death to dance with him. After several failed attempts at fixing his mistake result in him turning most of the earth's population into horrifying mantis monsters followed by even more horrifying Jameson monsters, the titular duo abandon the universe for another one where they died and essentially start over from there. As bad as this deed is, it isn't number one because it was an accident and Rick tried to correct it before he switches to a different universe.

#6: Lumpy from Happy Tree Friends: Killing Toothy to sell his body parts for cash

Saved (is what I would say if Lumpy's greed didn't get the best of him)!
Episode: We're Scrooged!
In this episode, Lumpy is the stingy owner of a toy store while Toothy is the one making the toys. During a chatter teeth related accident, Toothy's finger gets chopped off and is mistaken for a toy by Cuddles and Giggles. Seeing this, Lumpy decides to feed Toothy to a box full of the carnivorous wind-up teeth and sell what isn't reduced to a blood stain for money. Karma isn't on Lumpy's side, however, as he is crushed by a large toy shelf, a large safe and a piggy bank right before the episode ends.

#5: Brian Griffin from Family Guy: Giving Stewie Herpies

You go back in time to save your friend's life and this is the thanks you get!
Episode: Herpie The Love Sore
Inspired by something he saw on TV, Stewie wants to become blood brothers with Brian. Brian goes along with this, but neglects to tell Stewie that he has Herpes. When Stewie calls him out on this, Brian just brushes it off like its nothing.

#4: Roger from American Dad: Revenge spree!

Lesson learned: pay Roger for his services or else!
Episode: Virtual In-Stanity
In this episode, alien in disguise Roger attempts to start up his own limo service. His first clients are 5 rowdy teens who leave without paying him once the ride's over. Roger responds to this by hunting each of the boys down and running them over with his limousine, even somehow managing to get it into a bowling alley restroom and onto an airplane. As if that wasn't bad enough, he also blows up the airplane in question and unhooks the parachute of an unsuspecting flight attendant after jumping ship.

#3: Bender from Futurama: Sacrificing his son to the Robot Devil

When even the devil is shocked, you know you've done something awful!
Episode: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Bender needs an army to save his friends, but the Robot Devil will only give him one if he sacrifices his own son. After a heartfelt reunion, Bender brings his son to Robot Hell and throws him into a vat of molten metal, with no hesitation or remorse. Even the Robot Devil himself was shocked to see him do this so casually.

#2: Cartman from South Park: What he did to Scott Tenorman

And this is just one of the horrible things this fat bastard has done!
Episode: Scott Tenorman Must Die
After classmate Scott Tenorman scams him out of $20, Cartman plots his revenge. After his plan to have a horse bite Scott's groin off fails, Cartman has his parents gunned down and ground into his chili. To make things worse, he has Scott's favorite band insult him for crying and then literally drinks some of his tears.

#1: Ren from Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon: Pretty much all of Ren Seeks Help

If you thought Ren was bad in the original show, wait till you see what his Adult Party version is like...
Episode: Ren Seeks Help
After making Stimpy Cry, Ren goes to a psychiatrist to find out what's wrong with him. Turns out, his childhood involved ripping legs off of caterpillars, licking ticks with a hooked tongue, burning ants and causing a poor frog unbelievable torture, later refusing to put him out of his misery. When his psychiatrist calls him crazy, Ren responds by viciously scratching him and beating him to death with his own gun. When animal control come to take him away, he bites the hand off one of the workers before they overpower him.

You know what they say: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain. If you know of any more horrible deeds done by the supposedly good guys, the comment section for this post is for you. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

Sources

  • The cartoons themselves