20 Things to never, EVER Google

Some things are best left to your imagination. From graphic videos to thankfully fictional diseases, join me as we count down 20 things I advise you should keep far away from your search engine of choice. Warning: This is some !@#$ed up stuff. Viewer's discretion is advised. There will be no pictures because trust me, nobody in their right mind wants to see this $%!@!

#20: Two Girls, One Cup

This one's a classic. This video consists of 2 girls engaging in sexual activity, which includes the usage of fecal matter and vomit.

#19: Botfly removal

Nothing stimulates the appetite like watching botflies being removed from deep with human flesh, am I right?

#18: 4 Girls finger paint

Viewers of this video will witness 4 girls finger painting with their own fecal matter. Does that sound like fun to you?

#17: Mucus plug

If you're wonder what this is, it is a thick cervical mucus the human cervix produces during pregnancy to keep the area moist and protected. I just saved you from searching up this term. You're welcome.

#16: Ballerina feet

Ballerinas may be graceful and elegant, but even they aren't safe from injuries. In fact, many of them suffer from horrific feet injuries as a result of doing this physically taxing sport in those very tight shoes.

#15: Necrophilia

Word to the wise: Corpses do not make good sexual partners.

#14: Unidentified serial killers

This one will leave you paranoid. Maybe Jack the Ripper or the Zodiac Killer are waiting under your bed as we speak...

#13: King Star King

Seriously, this show is !@#$ed up and not in a good way like Robot Chicken or early Family Guy!

#12: Trypophobia

The sight of tons of holes punched into human skin is a disturbing site even if you don't fear holes as a whole.

#11: Lemon Party

This video shows 3 elderly men engaging in sexual intercourse. I have no idea if actual lemons are involved and if you think I'm gonna find out, you have another thing coming!

#10: Eel girl

The woman in this video has a thing about letting live eels crawl up her anus. I have a thing about watching videos that don't make me wanna puke my guts out.

#9: Krokodil

This particularly nasty drug will leave your skin looking like the hide of a crocodile. The images of this side effect will make you want to take those anti-drug PSAs seriously.

#8: Goatse

Nothing says wholesome family fun like a man stretching out his anus, am I right?

#7: Smokers Lung

Go looking for this and you'll see the heavily damaged lungs of those who smoke on a regular basis. You'll also get a good reason to stay far away from tobacco for the rest of life.

#6: Kids in a sandbox

Why do so many of these horrible videos have such innocent sounding names?! Instead of kids playing in a sandbox, this video has a man and a woman engaging in sex before the woman shoves a vibrator into the man's... Special little friend. Look, there's no polite way to say so I'm not gonna say it, is that cool?

#5: One Lunatic, One Icepick

Turns out snuff films are real. This video shows infamous fellow Luka Magnotta repeatedly stabbing Wahun college student Jin Li with an icepick, dismembering his corpse and having his way with whatever's left. Fortunately karma is not on Luka's side, as he is serving his life sentence for this horrendous crime.

#4: Blue waffle

If you have safe search turned off, you'll witness images of a thankfully fictional vaginal disease that makes the skin gangrenous and changes it blue, alongside some actual blue colored waffles.

#3: Tub Girl

This video starts with a hot naked chick in a bathtub... And ends with bodily waste spraying from her rear end like a sprinkler. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up.

#2: Decomposition/rotting corpses

Do I have to explain this one?!

#1: Flesh eating bacteria

If you search for this, you'll be bombarded by images of people affected by this disease having flesh so damaged, you'd swear they were attacked by zombies.

For those who intend to search these up anyways, don't say I didn't warn you. Also don't take that comment I made about Jack the Ripper or the Zodiac Killer hunting you. Their crimes happed years ago, so I'll bet you money they're dead by now. If you know of some other awful things that shouldn't be searched, leave some suggestions in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is. 

Sources

• Indy 100
  
• CNET
  
• Ranker
  
• The Clever
  
• Bright Side
  
• Top Trending
  
• Sarcasm (Yes, that's what this site's called)
  

10 horrible diseases you do NOT wanna catch

You thought Covid-19 was bad? Wait until you see what these diseases are capable of. From conditions that make you want to die to bacteria that massacred people in the past, join me as we count 10 of the worst diseases this world has to offer. Warning: This page contains some real nasty stuff. Viewers discretion is advised. You should also probably not eat while reading this page. Trust me, you'll be vomiting before you know it

#10: Bubonic Plague

Those affected by this disease will suffer severally swollen lymph nodes and often times a painful death. You can get it from being bitten by infected fleas or being around the corpses of animals that have it. 

#9: Aids

This sexually transmitted disease completely destroys the immune system, making the victim more vulnerable to other diseases. Even worse, there's currently no cure for it, though it can be prevented by practicing safe sex.

#8: Aquagenic Urticaria/Water allergy

If you have this, your body will break out in painful rashes whenever it comes into contact with water. Its currently unknown what causes this disorder, although some scientists believe there's a genetic component to it. There's currently no permanent cure.

#7: Cholera

Symptoms for this disease include vomiting, muscle cramps and watery diarrhea so severe that you risk death by dehydration. It spreads through a number of means, but its found most easily in areas with poor sanitation. Fortunately, avoid it is as easy as avoiding unsanitary areas and practicing good hygiene. There are also several vaccines available for it.

#6: Trigeminal Neuralgia

Those with this disease suffer from pain comparable to being struck in the face by lightning. It is unknown what causes it, but fortunately it is curable.

#5: Cancrum Oris

This disease causes painful ulcers to form on the inside of the mouth, eventually wearing down the tissue to the point of nonexistence. It is caused by a number of bacteria and mainly affected impoverished and malnourished children in poorer parts of the world. Progression of it can be halted with antibiotics and improved nutrition, but the physical damage will require plastic surgery to reverse.

#4: Ebola

Victims of this disease are subject to a number of painful symptoms, including severe headaches, weakness, vomiting and eventually liver and kidney failure. It is caused by a number of viruses (namely Sudan Virus, Bundibugyo virus, Tai Forest virus, and Ebola virus) and there is currently no cure for it besides death.

#3: Encephalitis lethargica/Sleepy sickness

Those "lucky" enough to survive this will be unable to move or speak. There is no known cause of this disease, but there are treatments for some of its symptoms.

#2: Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

This disorder is extremely rare, but nonetheless horrifying. If you have it, your body will replace broken flesh with bone matter, eventually making you unable to move. Even worse, it is incurable, so your best bet is to try and avoid damaging your skin as much as possible.

#1: Necrotizing fasciitis/Flesh eating disease

This disease causes rapidly destroys your skin, causing extreme pain and an excruciating death. It usually enters you through cuts or burns. It is usually treated with either amputation of the infected limb or combinations of various antibiotics

If this page didn't convince you to practice better hygiene, I don't know what will. Given the amount of diseases in the world, I'm bound to have missed some. If you have some suggestions, leave them in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Halloween, provided of course Covid-19 doesn't ruin that as well.

Sources

• Wikipedia
• TV Tropes
• TheTopTens
  
• Listverse
  
• Enkiverywell
  
• Medical Daily
  

10 Homemade 2 sentence horror stories

Sometimes even a couple of sentences can keep you up at night. From last second deaths to encounters with demons, join me as I share with you 10 2 Sentence horror stories I came up with. If you want some more, click on the links at the bottom of the page. Warning: These sentences are really scary. Viewer's discretion is advised. 

#10: 

I was enjoying a soda I just got. That was, until I looked at my reflection in a mirror and saw blood trickling down my chin.

#9: 

A woman was in a dessert with no cellular connection. When she least expected it, she got a text message that read "I'm right behind you".

#8: 

I was watching a video where something appeared to be getting bigger. It wasn't long before it started reaching outside my computer screen.

#7: 

A man was visiting his deceased mother. He thought was hallucinating when he saw her eyes open, but then the body began to get up.

#6: 

An urban explorer said he'd update his blog if found something in a supposedly abandoned building. It's been 5 years and his blog remains empty.

#5: 

I saw what I thought was a little spider down the street. As it approached, it grew bigger and bigger, until it was bigger than me.

#4: 

I was walking through the forest when I saw the corpse of a little girl floating in a river. She was quite tasty.

#3: 

A miner was looking at what she thought was an empty cave. All of a sudden, 2 bright red eyes opened up and stared at her.

#2: 

I keep hearing the sound of a child laughing in my attic. Every time I check up there, I saw no one.

#1: 

I see you reading these sentences. It's unbelievably lonely in this blog.

I hope you enjoyed my stories. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Halloween.

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