20 Interesting scrapped consoles

Not all gaming devices make it to development, sadly. Whether they would've done something unique, had an interesting development or look unlike any console that did end up in people's homes, here are 20 consoles that unfortunately went unreleased.

#20: Sega Neptune

What's next, Pluto?

This console was gonna be a combination of the Sega Genesis and the ill fated 32x, similar to the Wondermega. This console was scrapped so that Sega could focus their attention on the then upcoming Sega Saturn.

#19: SNES CD

At least we got Playstation and YouTube Poop out of this failed deal.

Back in the 90s, Nintendo worked with both Sony and Phillips to produce a CD add-on to the Super Nintendo. Both deals fell through and instead we got the Playstation and Phillips CDI.

#18: Indrema L600

A damn shame this never happened!

A would've been product of the now defunct Indrema company, this was to be a Linux based computer/console hybrid that was also a CD/DVD player, web browser, screen recorder ala Tivo and MP3 storer and possibly player. As if that wasn't enough, it also would've appeared in independent game developers.

#17: MoMa Eve

Talk about ahead of the times!

Unveiled at E3 2004, this little handheld would've ran Windows XP and would play both PC games and games made specifically for it. Basically it was meant to be a handheld gaming computer before the days of Steam Deck and GPD Win.

#16: Panasonic Jungle

GPD Win, is that you?

This little device was Panasonic's attempted answer to the Nintendo 3DS and Playstation Vita. It had a similar design, but instead of a second screen it held a little keyboard and touchpad. It was designed for playing MMO RPGs like Runescape and Stellar Dawn on the go.

#15: NanoGear

An indie developer's soul mate!

Being advertised as far back as 2003, this device would've not only been able to play games, but it would've included tools for players to make their own games and an online network for people to share their creations.

#14: Action Enterprises Game Master

These bozos could barely make a game, what made them think they could make a whole console?

Made by the same guys who made the infamous (and thankfully short-lived) Action 52 series, this huge system would've supported not only its own game, but also NES, SNES and Sega Genesis games. From the one image we have of it, it looks way more like a submarine control then a game console.

#13: Widescreen Gizmondo

Of all the consoles I wish were made, this ain't one of em!

Despite he Gizmonda being a commercial failure, Tiger Telematics was gonna make a followup console that sadly (or in this case, thankfully) went unreleased when the company went bankrupt. It appears that it would've been like its predecessor, but it looks like a modern smartphone with game controls glued to the sides.

#12: Atari Cosmos

Too bad, this could've gone where no console has gone before!

This was an early handheld that would've used holographic technology to make the games played on it look better. It was almost released in the early 1980s, but was scrapped because of negative reception from critics. Despite this, there are still a few units out in the world.

#11: Camerica Express

No cheaters allowed!

This was an early portable NES made by Biederman Design Labs and would've been marked by Camerica, the makers of the Game Genie. This project fell through because Nintendo sued the people making it.

#10: Atari Game Brain

Sorry Game Brain, but it's either you or the 2600!

Originally set for release during the first console generation, this was a Pong console that included directional and fire buttons alongside the at the time standard paddles. By the time this was finished, consoles with cartridges instead of built in games were becoming popular and as such this console was scrapped in favor of the world famous Atari 2600.

#9: Ultravision

Ultra is an apt title!

Announced during the 1983 Consumer Electronics Show, this unit was meant to be a game console, television and personal computer all rolled into one. In addition to it's own games, it would've had accessories to play Atari 2600 and Colecovision games.

#8: Bandai HET

Thankfully devices like this are popular thanks to console modifications!

Developed by Bandai and making an appearance in E3 1993, this was a portable SNES made to look like a laptop. 

#7: Intellivision Amico

Shame how even these days some ideas just don't work out.

This console wasn't officially announced as cancelled, but it has been delayed several times and as of this post there is no official release date. It was meant to be a family oriented system that could be controlled with either the included controllers or a mobile phone app. The controllers resemble the old Intellivision controllers, but the number pads has been replaced with touchscreens.

#6: Sega VR

Sadly this was when VR was in it's infancy.

Much like Nintendo, Sega experimented with VR technology back in the 90s to 2000s. While Sega's device had a head strap unlike the Virtual Boy, said device was scrapped following reports of testers experiencing motion sickness and headaches.

#5: Red Jade

Notice how this model isn't red.

Dating back to 2002, this console, this console was supposed to have a 64-bit processor and 3d graphics rivaling home consoles at the time. It also would've had some PDA and multimedia features, as well as the ability to download games back before that practice was commonplace.

#4: Phantom

What a fitting name!

Dating all the way back to the 2000s, this console was an early attempt at cloud gaming back when every other console used cartridges or CDs. Unfortunately for the Phantom, cloud gaming technology was more limited back then compared to nowadays and after several delays the project was cancelled.

#3: Konix Multisystem

Drive baby drive!

The main unit had a built-in steering wheel which could be replaced with a jet fighter controller and would've sat on a desk while you played with it. 

#2: Control-Vision

Action Max, is that you?

Designed by Tom Zito and supported by Nolan Bushnell, this was a console that was gonna use VHS tapes instead of cartridges. Interestingly, the prototype was made from a modified ColecoVision and the games list included Night Trap and Sewer Shark, both of which found their way to the Sega CD.

#1: Nintendo Advanced Video System

The NES was almost even better!

Originally in 1983, Nintendo was gonna make a 8-bit home computer that would've had many capabilities including playing games, not unlike the Commodore 64. However, plans fell through when the 1983 video game crash happened in the USA and the company quickly reworked the system into the NES we all know and love.

I don't know about you, but I wonder how cool these devices would be in alternate universes where they actually came out. There's plenty of other consoles that I haven't talked about, so feel free to leave some suggestions behind. Thanks for watching and game on!

Sources

• Ultimate console database
  
• Gameranx
  
• Wikipedia
  
• Gamerant
  
• CBR
  
• Cancelled games wiki
  

20 Funny ways video games punished cheaters

 Cheaters never prosper and these games will make damn sure you take that seriously. Whether they mock you mercilessly, erase your save file or even ban you for life, here are 20 humiliating ways games trolled those who dared tried to cheat at them. Note: I won't be counting answers to piracy, since that's a list for another day.

#20: Animal Crossing Series: Mr. Resetti

Go ahead. Get on this guy's bad side.

Don't even think about resetting without saving in this series or Mr. Resetti will visit you. He gets angrier and angrier each time you do it, eventually forcing you to apologize if you do it too many times.

#19: Fabel: Frying Pan Troll

This is what you get for looking up walkthroughs!

One of the weapons you can get in this Xbox classic is a super powered frying pan. There's a catch, however: The pan's power depends on how many clues you got during the treasure hunt that rewards it. If you get to the end without any clues (most likely via online walkthrough), the pan will be as worthwhile as a subscription to Qubi.

#18: South Park The Fractures But Whole: Tom Brady

If you're gonna unlock any code based doors in this game, you better not get the codes from online walkthroughs. Try to unlock a code based door without learning the code in-game and Cartman will appear to scold you (and compare you to Tom Brady for some reason).

#17: The Impossible Quiz: No Tabs Allowed

This game said it, not me!

For this serious the message is clear: Try to find the answer with tab and your game is up!

#16: Super Monkey Ball: Konami code

Can't say it wasn't worth a shot.

In many games the Konami Code gave you some neat benefits, like 30 extra lives in Contra. Some games instead trolled you for using it, like this game for example.

#15: Tomb Raider 2: Nude code

If you really wanna see Lara nude, just go online! Deviantart probably has a thousand pics of that!

After years of rumors of getting to see Lara Croft nude in the first game, the developers actually added a code in the sequel. JK! All this cheat does is make Lara explode into a million pieces.

#14: Link's Awakening: Thief

That's what shoplifting gets you!

In this game, you can get a free item from the shop by going to the wall behind the shopkeeper and running through the door before he has time to turn around. Be warned, however, for everyone will somehow find out about it, including the electrocute happy shopkeeper.

#13: Heretic: Doom code fails

Good luck beating this game's enemies with a stick!

In Doom, the codes iddqd and idkfa will activate God Mode and give you all weapons respectively. In Heretic, these codes instead kill you instantly and leave you with nothing but a useless staff respectively.

#12: Postal 2: Insulting cheat codes

Sorry, I don't talk to sissies!

Like many games, Postal 2 has a variety of cheat codes. The catch here is you basically type that you're a sissy before you can use any of them.

#11: Crusader No Regret: Jessica16

Well you're screwed.

Good news: Some of the cheat codes from the original Crusader No Remorse show up in this game. Bad news: All they do here is set you up on a date with 8 super powered enemy mechs.

#10: The Witcher 3: Bovine Defense Force

Peta sent that demon!

In early versions of this game it was possible to get infinite money from endlessly slaughtering the cows on the White Orchard. In later versions, doing this too many times results in an army of bull demons spawning to kill you.

#9: Gradius 3: Boom Socka Locka!

The Konami Code strikes again!

In previous Gradius games, the Konami Code gave you all the weapons in the game. In this game, all it did was make your ship explode into a million pieces.

#8: Undertale: Dirty Hacker

He knows...

Being a computer game, it is possible to go through the files in search of endings. Go too far, however, and Sans will catch you and call you out on your dirty hacker ways.

#7: Grand Theft Auto V: Dunce Cap

Cheating in online games is for dunces!

Quite a few games combat cheaters by restricting them to "special" servers where all they go up against are other cheaters. GTA5 ups the ante by making all it's cheating VIPs wear humiliating hats while they troll along.

#6: The Jade Empire: The gambler's death

Oh my God! You killed Daoshen (that this guy's name)! You bastard!

In Imperial City there is a gambler who you can bet with to gain money and like many games you can use save states to always win. Unfortunately the game is ahead of you, so if you manage to win 20 times in a row the gambler will spontaneously explode and be unavailable for that save file.

#5: Banjo-Kazooie: Save file erasure

Among the cheat codes available in this N64 classic are some illegal codes that can unlock other worlds. If you make the mistake of using three of these codes in one game, Grunty will erase your save file. Turns out there's some lines even she won't cross!

#4: The Stanley Parable: The Serious Room

It's the time out corner all over again!

If you so much as dare bring up the cheat menu in this game, the narrator will sentence you to a long time in the Serious Room!

#3: Afterlife: Death Star

Have fun building all of that again!

In this after life sim there is a cheat code that gives you a ton of money. Use this code too many times, however, and a Death Star will show up and start destroying the afterlife you spent probably hours of real time making.

#2: H1Z1: YouTube apology video required

Those caught cheating in this battle royal game were banned from competing in future online matches. To get the ban reversed, cheaters had to upload videos of them apologizing for their cheating ways onto YouTube and email them to the developers.

#1: Donkey Kong 64: Game Shark suicide

You gamesharked on the wrong game, fool!

Trying to use GameShark codes on this Rare classic turns the game into a glitchy, unplayable mess. Even turning the codes off didn't fix this, so you were pretty much screwed.

Heed my advice: Just play by the rules and no one gets hurt. Some honorable mentions include Return of Superman's Not So Super achievement (achievements you don't want is a topic for another list), SimCity wrecking your city for using a money code too many times (The Afterlife example was funnier), Slender 2 sacrificing you to Slenderman for getting out of bounds (That's more scary than funny), and Star Wars Dark Forces LAIAMLAME code (It's similar to the Postal 2 example). For those of you who play by the rules, thanks for reading and have a happy Easter.

Sources

• WatchMojo
• The Gamer
  
• Ranker
  
• Be Amazed
  
• Outsidexbox
  
• The Easter Egg Hunter
  
• TV Tropes
  
• Fable Wiki
  

10 Scary water levels in video games

 What is it with water and fear in video games? From shark invested oceans to underwater caverns with less light than a graveyard at night, here are 10 water-based levels sure to give you the heebie jeebies. Warning: This list contains some scary content, some of which isn't suitable for younger audiences. Viewer's discretion is advised.

#10: Banjo-Kazooie: Clanker's Cavern

Oh Rare, what have you done...

Like before, this is the least scary thing on the list as the titular character is harmless, but the initial shock of seeing Clanker's bloodshot eyes and razor sharp teeth after traveling through a long pipe leaves a lasting impact. Not only that, you have to go inside Clanker, where you'll find parasitic tentacles, spinning blades and far more blood than any game aimed at kids should be allowed to have.

#9: Super Mario 64: Jolly Roger's Bay

If this moment gave you PTSD, I apologize in advance.

One of the first worlds available in this childhood classic, this place seems like a peaceful one. Swim below the surface, however, and you risk meeting up with Unagi. This character is a massive, fierce looking eel that either hides in a cave or sunken pirate ship or swims around the bottom of the area. There is nothing you can do to hurt said eel and several of the level's missions force you to get close to it.

#8: Sonic Adventure 2: Aquatic Mine

Do Proton Packs work underwater?

Knuckles' search for the shattered Master Emerald eventually brings him to a flooded mine. Not only is the whole area full of cramped halls with no signs of life, the area is also home to ghosts with bright red eyes and sharp teeth who will ambush you at any given chance.

#7: Ecco The Dolphin: Final Level

Will you taste good? That is the question.

For the last level of this game, Ecco is forced to travel through a giant machine filled with narrow hallways and aliens who want nothing more than to eat him alive. If you manage to make it to the end, you'll run into a super dark room with a massive alien who will swallow Ecco whole if given the chance.

#6: Grand Theft Auto 5: The depths

Careful where you dive...

Grand Theft Auto 5 is to my knowledge the first game in the franchise that let you visit the ocean, and they do a good job at making it scary. Like in the real world, the deep depths of the oceans are really dark and seemingly endless. If you go too deep, the water pressure will crush both you and your chosen vehicle to death. Rumor has it there's a kraken living down there, just waiting for a chance to drag your character to an unfriendly death.

#5: Star Fox 64: Aquas

This ain't no Atlantis!

For this planet Fox has to travel through an dark, watery planet full of aquatic nightmares and hints of a long extinct civilization. According to the official strategy guide, the planet used to be teaming with life, but became a watery mass grave when the boss of the level (a colossal clam-like monster with a big green eye) manipulated the ocean life into melting the polar ice caps.

#4: Conker's Bad Fur Day: Clang's Lair

What is it with N64 games and giant metal fish?!

One section of the Bat Tower chapter forces Conker to swim through a flooded cavern. Not only is the cavern super dark and air pockets uncommon, the cavern is also populated by creatures called Clangs. These take the shape of large metal fish with large green eyes that try to ambush you when you least expect it.

#3: Amnesia the Dark Descent: Cellar Archives

Keep out of the water!

This cellar located in the basement of the house seems abandoned at first, but mere minutes after you enter you'll find yourself being stalked by an invisible monster who'll stop at nothing to tear you apart. Your only defense against it is to crawl onto some of the many pieces of furniture floating in the water.

#2: World of Warcraft: Upside Down Sinners

People who don't believe in God repent now or this may be your fate!

While traveling through the Forgotten Crypt you might just come across this room, which is full of human corpses floating upside down from chains. To further add to the creepiness, these bodies are lacking eyes and hands.

#1: Subnautica: Crater Edge

I don't think we're in the Bahamas anymore...

Admittedly much of this game could go on this list, but numero uno if you ask me is the edge of the crater area. This is a super dark area populated by Ghost Leviathans. For those wonder, those are colossal, glowing sea serpents that make an absolutely horrifying noise as they attack you.

There's another list for your game and/or fear loving sides. If you can think of any scary water levels I missed, you know what to do. Thanks for watching and have fun in your pools.

Sources

• SuperHorrorBros
  
• Various wikis
• The Gaming Outsider
  
• Personal experience
• WhatCulture
  
• ScrewAttack
  
• TV Tropes
  

30 funny things to put on a sign on someone's back

 "Kick me" is so 1955! For those looking for an original twist to this old prank, here's my list of 30 things to tape to someone's back. Warning: This is just a joke post. I won't be held responsible if you actually try one of these and get kicked in the nads. 

#30: I invest in NFTs🪙

The monsters!

#29: I have no penis!🍆

Or for female targets, I have a penis!

#28: I hate SpongeBob🧽

Remember, nobody wants to be a Squidward!

#27: My favorite food is babies🚼

I doubt anyone will believe this, but it will get some looks!

#26: visit this address🎃: https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kikia

Just a heads up: The address is to a screamer.

#25: Sneak up behind me and scream😱

Just don't do this to someone with heart problems.

#24: When in doubt, spank your monkey🐵 

Truer words have never been spoken!

#23: The Simpsons has been on for way too long📺

Honestly, some people may agree with this one. 

#22: Aliens are out to get me👽

Somebody call the men in black!

#21: I was just about to consume this delicious banana🍌 

Tasty!

#20: Eat at joe's📃✈️

Ok that's another old joke, but who doesn't love a good throwback?

#19: Fuck you <insert name of person place or thing you hate>!😠

Go to Hell, you suck ass, you're a piece of shit and die already you bitch\bastard are good alternatives. 

#18: I have covid🦠

Just because the pandemic's over doesn't mean the virus is dead!

#17: Me eyes are on the other side you perv!✖️✖️✖️

For extra hilarity, write this really small so whoever's trying to read this had to get really close. 

#16: Baloney!🥪

A HA HA HA HA! Three in a row baby!

#15: The opening to Up made me laugh⚰️

Unemotional jerks!

#14: Throw your tomatoes at me🎯

You can't beat the classics!

#13: I was a cat in a previous life😺

Meow meow meow!

#12: YOU MUST DIE!!!💀

Insert dramatic thunder here.

#11: Stop signs don't exist to me🛑

Somebody call the cops!

#10: Obamacare for the win!🏥

I'm sure this won't cause an outrage. #Sarcasm

#9: Free kisses on other side💋

Act now and get aSlap to the face, also free!

#8: YouTube content farms are the best🚜

They're ruining YouTube animation!

#7: Pinch me and I'll punch you✊

Perfect for Saint Paddy's Day!

#6: I have no boobs!🍈🍈

Or for male targets, I have boobs!

#5: My laugh box is busted😂

If you know, you know. 

#4: Flash player deserved to die🪦

My other blog has proof that's BS. 

#3: Praise Jesus!😇

He died for your sins, you know!

#2: I stole 40 cakes🍰

And that's terrible!

#1: Hey you! You suck!👆(Pretend this hand is flipping the bird)

Them's fightin words!

If you were looking for something to prank your friends and family with, here you go. If you're looking for a prank that won't get you punched in the eye, look elsewhere. Thanks for reading and prank responsibly!

30 Unbelievable Ice Cream Flavors

 A wise man once said "You can't ruin ice cream". A crazed ice cream maker once said "Hold my hot fudge sundae". Whether they're flavored like meats, vegetables or things that aren't food at all, here are 20 flavors of ice cream that I $#!% you not are real.

#30: Booger by The Ice Cream Store, Delaware

Not gonna lie, this is the flavor I most wanna try.

No this isn't snot flavored ice cream. It is vanilla ice cream, caramel, and marshmallow bits mixed with green food coloring to give an icky appearance.

#29: Pet Bird by Torimi Cafe, Tokyo

Nothing Hatoful about this dish!

This is ice cream mixed with fruit, nuts, and seeds. What did you think was in it?

#28: Candied Bacon by Sparky's Home-Made Ice Cream, Missouri

The Epic Meal Time approved flavor!

Finally, a meat that goes well with Ice Cream! 

#27: Salmon by Royal Caffe, Lombardo

Mama Mia!

If you want this, go right on ahead. Me personally, I'll stick to salmon patties.

#26: Mushroom by The Mushroom Garde, Taiwan

A super odd flavor, brought to you by Taiwan!

Would the Mario Brother eat this?

#25: Corn on the cob by Max & Mina's

It's an amaizingly strange dessert, isn't it?

When life gives you corn, turn it into a kind of delectable dessert!

#24: Thyme by Kearsley's Kitchen

Thyme to think of a better ice cream!😂

Does Baskin Robbins have this in their stores? I think not!

#23: Nacho Nacho by Rococo Artisan Ice Cream, Mexico

A true tex mex treat!

I absolutely adore nachos, but this is just nuts!

#22: Cheetos by Big Gay Ice Cream

It ain't easy being cheesy!

First chicken sandwiches, now ice cream! Chester Cheetah must be a food scientist or something!

#21: Cold Sweat by Sunni Sky's Homemade Ice Cream

Three kinds of peppers plus two kinds of hot sauce equals one painful scoop!

Keep a jug of milk handy, you're gonna need it!

#20: Margherita Pizza by Sparky's Homemade Ice Cream, Missouri

A unique way to celebrate National Pizza Day!

They had to use that leftover tomato sauce somehow!

#19: Deviled Egg Custard with Smoked Black Tea by Salt & Straw Ice Cream

As long as the actual Devil isn't involved, I'll be fine!

Not something you see at every Easter feast!

#18: Mountain Dew and Doritos by Sparky's Homemade Ice Cream, Missouri

The gamer's ice cream!

If you haven't tried this, then join the club because I haven't either.

#17: Honey Jalapeno Pickle by Sweet Action Ice Cream, Denver

From the same part of Colorado that brought us the Fool's Gold Loaf!

This is madness!

#16: Mustard by French's, Turkiye

A perfect pairing with your burger flavored cake!

Hey, if ketchup flavored chips are allowed to exist, then why not this?

#15: Coffee Garlic Herb Almond Chip by Max & Mina's, New York

Of all the food combos I've wanted to try, this isn't one of them!

No amount of coffee and almonds will hide the fact that garlic was used in the production of this ice cream!

#14: Kraft Mac & Cheese by Van Leeuwen Ice Cream, New York

What's next, Cheez-It ice cream?

That's what cheese said!

#13: Caviar by Salt and Straw, quite a few places

Yeah, because nothing says world's fanciest ice cream quite like fish eggs!

Rich people food has gone too far!

#12: Caramelized Turkey and Cranberry Sauce by Salt and Straw

Something to be thankful for!

Don't forget to pair this with some Lester's Fixins!

#11: Vinegar by Lo and Slow BBQ, Northern Ireland

Did Muriel have something to do with this?

Sweet and sour at its coldest!

#10: Yellowfin Tuna Ceviche with Basil and Avocado by SoBou NOLA, New Orleans

Sounds fishy to me!

Here's something you won't find at the Krusty Krab!

#9: Vanilla by Lick Me I'm Delicious, Bristol

If it was up to me to name this, I'd call it something like "Neon Vanilla" or "Jellyglow Ice Cream".

This isn't your average everyday vanilla. This ice cream contains the proteins that makes jellyfish flow, which activates when you lick it.

#8: Beer by Motley Moo Creamery, Alaska

Bud Light, Duff or Pawtucket Patriot?

Lick your problems away today!

#7: Squid Ink by Kita No Aisu Ya San, Japan

Still better than pen ink.

This is Japanese as ice cream gets!

#6: Oyster by Namja town, Tokyo

How many seafood flavors are there?!

These better not be rocky mountain oysters (bull nads)!

#5: Beef Tongue by Namja town, Tokyo

When I jokingly mention burger ice cream, this isn't what I had in mind!

Talk about using every part of the cow!

#4: Foie Gras by The Ice Cream Gallery, Hong Kong

When it comes to so called "delicacies", human cruelty knows know limits!

For those wandering, Foie Gras is a Pate made from the liver of fattened ducks or geese. If I'd known about it in 2019, it would've appeared on my list of bizarre foods.

#3: Crawfish by Red Circle Ice Cream, Houston

Allen, please add details.

Yes, that is real crawfish! No, this doesn't have anything to do with Red Lobster.

#2: Horse Flesh by Namja Town, Japan (Yes, again)

My Little Dessert!

What kind of madmen do they have working the Namja Town ice cream stands?!

#1: Charcoal by Spoon University

Hank Hill does not approve and neither do I! Seriously, what the $#%@?!

I think the only thing that can top this would be manure flavor, which I hope to God never becomes a real thing! This is Earth we live on, not Yugopotamia!

I'd say something like "Ben & Jerry, take notes", but I doubt they'd consider adding any of these flavors to their menu anytime soon. Honorable mentions include Cereal Milk (that's bloody sane compared to the flavors that did make the list!), the Famous Idaho (it would've made the list if it was actually served in a potato instead of potato shaped ice cream), Spaghetti Ice Cream (It's literally vanilla ice cream and cherries made to look like spaghetti), and the Vermonster (I talked about that here). If you can think of any flavors, you think deserved a mention, the comment section is waiting. Thanks for reading and have a sweet day!

Sources

• Mental Floss
  
• Bored Panda
• Spoon University
• Mashed
  
• NatGeo Kids
  
• Gourmandize
  
• ToFuGu
  
• Complex