Some things are best left to your imagination. From graphic videos to thankfully fictional diseases, join me as we count down 20 things I advise you should keep far away from your search engine of choice. Warning: This is some !@#$ed up stuff. Viewer's discretion is advised. There will be no pictures because trust me, nobody in their right mind wants to see this $%!@!
#20: Two Girls, One Cup
This one's a classic. This video consists of 2 girls engaging in sexual activity, which includes the usage of fecal matter and vomit.
#19: Botfly removal
Nothing stimulates the appetite like watching botflies being removed from deep with human flesh, am I right?
#18: 4 Girls finger paint
Viewers of this video will witness 4 girls finger painting with their own fecal matter. Does that sound like fun to you?
#17: Mucus plug
If you're wonder what this is, it is a thick cervical mucus the human cervix produces during pregnancy to keep the area moist and protected. I just saved you from searching up this term. You're welcome.
#16: Ballerina feet
Ballerinas may be graceful and elegant, but even they aren't safe from injuries. In fact, many of them suffer from horrific feet injuries as a result of doing this physically taxing sport in those very tight shoes.
#15: Necrophilia
Word to the wise: Corpses do not make good sexual partners.
#14: Unidentified serial killers
This one will leave you paranoid. Maybe Jack the Ripper or the Zodiac Killer are waiting under your bed as we speak...
#13: King Star King
Seriously, this show is !@#$ed up and not in a good way like Robot Chicken or early Family Guy!
#12: Trypophobia
The sight of tons of holes punched into human skin is a disturbing site even if you don't fear holes as a whole.
#11: Lemon Party
This video shows 3 elderly men engaging in sexual intercourse. I have no idea if actual lemons are involved and if you think I'm gonna find out, you have another thing coming!
#10: Eel girl
The woman in this video has a thing about letting live eels crawl up her anus. I have a thing about watching videos that don't make me wanna puke my guts out.
#9: Krokodil
This particularly nasty drug will leave your skin looking like the hide of a crocodile. The images of this side effect will make you want to take those anti-drug PSAs seriously.
#8: Goatse
Nothing says wholesome family fun like a man stretching out his anus, am I right?
#7: Smokers Lung
Go looking for this and you'll see the heavily damaged lungs of those who smoke on a regular basis. You'll also get a good reason to stay far away from tobacco for the rest of life.
#6: Kids in a sandbox
Why do so many of these horrible videos have such innocent sounding names?! Instead of kids playing in a sandbox, this video has a man and a woman engaging in sex before the woman shoves a vibrator into the man's... Special little friend. Look, there's no polite way to say so I'm not gonna say it, is that cool?
#5: One Lunatic, One Icepick
Turns out snuff films are real. This video shows infamous fellow Luka Magnotta repeatedly stabbing Wahun college student Jin Li with an icepick, dismembering his corpse and having his way with whatever's left. Fortunately karma is not on Luka's side, as he is serving his life sentence for this horrendous crime.
#4: Blue waffle
If you have safe search turned off, you'll witness images of a thankfully fictional vaginal disease that makes the skin gangrenous and changes it blue, alongside some actual blue colored waffles.
#3: Tub Girl
This video starts with a hot naked chick in a bathtub... And ends with bodily waste spraying from her rear end like a sprinkler. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up.
#2: Decomposition/rotting corpses
Do I have to explain this one?!
#1: Flesh eating bacteria
If you search for this, you'll be bombarded by images of people affected by this disease having flesh so damaged, you'd swear they were attacked by zombies.
For those who intend to search these up anyways, don't say I didn't warn you. Also don't take that comment I made about Jack the Ripper or the Zodiac Killer hunting you. Their crimes happed years ago, so I'll bet you money they're dead by now. If you know of some other awful things that shouldn't be searched, leave some suggestions in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.
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