These guys make Glass Joe look like One Punch Man. From a goldfish in a bowl to a mad scientist who falls down a flight of stairs while boasting about his advantage after you, join me as we count 15 bosses who have literally no chance of beating you.
#15: OverPowered: Lord Zenith
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| This won't take long. |
This guy gets a lot of build up as monstrous force. By the time you reach him, however, you've already acquired an ancient artifact that's turned you into an unstoppable super hero. During the fight, his fireballs bounce right off of you and he dies the moment you touch him.
#14: Spider-Man 2: Mysterio
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| Wasn't the comic version a legitimate threat or something |
Once you find him in a store, his life bar grows to enormous size. However, all he does throughout the "fight" is taunt you and he falls to a single punch. Talk about anticlimactic.
#13: Star Fox Adventures: General Scales
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| If he actually fought you, he would've made for a great boss battle! |
From the start, this guy is portrayed as a terrifying villain. When you finally get to fight him, however, all he does is move around making different poses and the battles ends once you attack him.
#12: Fable: Lucien Fairfax
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| Promising lead up, disappointing final boss. |
This guy just stands around talking about how he has the ultimate power until either you shoot him or Steve does it for you.
#11: Undertale: Asriel Dreemur
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| All that power and yet a simple kid bests him! |
Usually, a fight against a god is stacked in the god's favor. In this case, though, the sheer determination your character has after going through the pacifist route causes him to reincarnate after being killed.
#10: Mother 3: Negative Man
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| Somebody's seen Titanic a few too many times. |
This guy just sits in place while complaining about life and waiting for your party to end him. He'll occasionally attack you, but the strike only cause 1 point of damage.
#9: Mirror's Edge: Jacknife
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| Worst. Hostage situation. Ever. |
All you do is take a running jump into the helicopter he's riding and you'll kick him right out. Pretty pathetic for a final boss, am I right.
#8: Incredible Hulk: The Leader
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| At least act like you care, bro! |
Obviously most non-god beings are gonna have a tough time taking on the unbelievably strong Hulk, but this guy didn't even bring a weapon. All he does is stand in place and wait for you to knock him into the pit behind him.
#7: Final Fantasy 7: Sephiroth's final battle
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| From killing countless people including Aerith to being easily stomped. |
After spending the whole game as an unstoppable force, the final battle with him turns into a joke since he has only 1 hp and 0 in all other stats besides dexterity. If he attacks, Cloud immediately counters with Omnislash. This is after beating him in his rather tough Bizarro and Safer forms, by the way.
#6: Chrono Trigger: Golem Overlord
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| That attack he supposedly has? He's never gonna use it! |
This guy looks pretty scary, but the horror factor dies completely because he's A:afraid of heights and B: fighting you on a flying airplane. Eventually, his fear causes him to flee.
#5: Alice Madness Returns: Mecha
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| One of the few times I can think of where taking down a giant robot took zero effort. |
March Hare and Dormouse prepare to battle you with a gigantic robot... which is immediately destroyed after the Mad Hatter drops a large kettle on it.
#4: Mario Is Missing: The Koopalings
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| Didn't this guy pose a threat on other occasions! |
Ludwig and Lemmy just run back and forth, making no effort to end you.
#3: Borderlands Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt DLC: Professor Nakayama
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| This guy is a lesson on stair safety. |
This guy boasts about how he's gonna kill you... only to kill himself after falling down a flight of stairs. Epic fail.
#2: Monster Party: Dead reptilian... thing
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| If he's dead, how is he talking? |
This boss is dead before you even get to him. Need I say more?
#1: Earthworm Jim: Bob the Goldfish
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| Finish him! |
This guy appears several times throughout the series and each time Jim dispatches him effortless. In the first game, his bowl falls over if you so much as touch it. The sequel makes it even easier: Jim just takes him out of the bowl and devours him without you doing anything.
I know I've missed some other absolutely pathetic excuses of bosses, so feel free to name any that you know of in the comment section. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.
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