Some people will do anything to smuggle their booze wherever they go. From flasks shaped like phones to golf clubs that hold drinks, join me as we count down 15 downright odd flasks.
#15: Santa's stocking flask
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| Merry Christmas everyone! |
Ho ho ho and a large sock of eggnog!
#14: Phone flask
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| How long before iGet Drunk becomes a thing? |
This phone doesn't have any apps or make calls, but it will fit in your pocket nonetheless.
#13: Secret binocular
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| Look at that! |
This flask has not one, but two flasks for twice the drinking potential!
#12: Golf club
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| FOOORE! |
It's a drink dispenser and blunt instrument all in one!
#11: Hairbrush
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| Multifunctional tools are the best! |
Even with a hollow handle, this thing still does wonders for your hair.
#10: Belt buckle
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| Don't make me take a swig of whatever's in this thing! |
A little close to the ding dong, don't you think?
#9: Necktie
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| Put some coffee in this and you'll be ready for any meeting! |
Yeah, nobody's gonna notice you sucking the tip of your tie.
#8: Mitten
| The gloves may be warm, but my alcohol is cold! |
Talk about keeping your beverage at hand!
#7: NES cartridge
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| Now you're playing with champagne! |
Put it near your mouth, but keep it away from your Nintendo Entertainment System.
#6: Chill pack
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| Take a chill pack, dude! |
It can still be used like an ice pack if you're drink is cold enough.
#5: Tampon
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| That's what she said! |
Whatever happens in the small plastic tube stays in the small plastic tube.
#4: Drinkman
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| Rock out! |
When I heard the walkman was coming back, this isn't what I had in mind.
#3: Cane
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| The elderly drinker's choice! |
It holds you and several small bottles of your favorite drink.
#2: Sports bra
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| Turn your c cup into an l cup! |
Fill it with Gatorade or Red Bull and it could be a sports bra.
#1: Beer belly
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| If using this for drink sneaking doesn't work out, you could always have as part of your Homer Simpson cosplay. |
Looks like we can finally take that expression literally.
If you're gonna drink, do it responsibly and don't even think of drinking and driving. There's bound to be some odd drink sneaking contraptions I missed, so leave some suggestions if you want. I'll see you later. Have a merry Christmas.
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