A wise man once said "You can't ruin ice cream". A crazed ice cream maker once said "Hold my hot fudge sundae". Whether they're flavored like meats, vegetables or things that aren't food at all, here are 20 flavors of ice cream that I $#!% you not are real.
#30: Booger by The Ice Cream Store, Delaware
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| Not gonna lie, this is the flavor I most wanna try. |
No this isn't snot flavored ice cream. It is vanilla ice cream, caramel, and marshmallow bits mixed with green food coloring to give an icky appearance.
#29: Pet Bird by Torimi Cafe, Tokyo
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| Nothing Hatoful about this dish! |
This is ice cream mixed with fruit, nuts, and seeds. What did you think was in it?
#28: Candied Bacon by Sparky's Home-Made Ice Cream, Missouri
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| The Epic Meal Time approved flavor! |
Finally, a meat that goes well with Ice Cream!
#27: Salmon by Royal Caffe, Lombardo
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| Mama Mia! |
If you want this, go right on ahead. Me personally, I'll stick to salmon patties.
#26: Mushroom by The Mushroom Garde, Taiwan
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| A super odd flavor, brought to you by Taiwan! |
Would the Mario Brother eat this?
#25: Corn on the cob by Max & Mina's
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| It's an amaizingly strange dessert, isn't it? |
When life gives you corn, turn it into a kind of delectable dessert!
#24: Thyme by Kearsley's Kitchen
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| Thyme to think of a better ice cream!😂 |
Does Baskin Robbins have this in their stores? I think not!
#23: Nacho Nacho by Rococo Artisan Ice Cream, Mexico
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| A true tex mex treat! |
I absolutely adore nachos, but this is just nuts!
#22: Cheetos by Big Gay Ice Cream
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| It ain't easy being cheesy! |
First chicken sandwiches, now ice cream! Chester Cheetah must be a food scientist or something!
#21: Cold Sweat by Sunni Sky's Homemade Ice Cream
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| Three kinds of peppers plus two kinds of hot sauce equals one painful scoop! |
Keep a jug of milk handy, you're gonna need it!
#20: Margherita Pizza by Sparky's Homemade Ice Cream, Missouri
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| A unique way to celebrate National Pizza Day! |
They had to use that leftover tomato sauce somehow!
#19: Deviled Egg Custard with Smoked Black Tea by Salt & Straw Ice Cream
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| As long as the actual Devil isn't involved, I'll be fine! |
Not something you see at every Easter feast!
#18: Mountain Dew and Doritos by Sparky's Homemade Ice Cream, Missouri
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| The gamer's ice cream! |
If you haven't tried this, then join the club because I haven't either.
#17: Honey Jalapeno Pickle by Sweet Action Ice Cream, Denver
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| From the same part of Colorado that brought us the Fool's Gold Loaf! |
This is madness!
#16: Mustard by French's, Turkiye
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| A perfect pairing with your burger flavored cake! |
Hey, if ketchup flavored chips are allowed to exist, then why not this?
#15: Coffee Garlic Herb Almond Chip by Max & Mina's, New York
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| Of all the food combos I've wanted to try, this isn't one of them! |
No amount of coffee and almonds will hide the fact that garlic was used in the production of this ice cream!
#14: Kraft Mac & Cheese by Van Leeuwen Ice Cream, New York
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| What's next, Cheez-It ice cream? |
That's what cheese said!
#13: Caviar by Salt and Straw, quite a few places
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| Yeah, because nothing says world's fanciest ice cream quite like fish eggs! |
Rich people food has gone too far!
#12: Caramelized Turkey and Cranberry Sauce by Salt and Straw
#11: Vinegar by Lo and Slow BBQ, Northern Ireland
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| Did Muriel have something to do with this? |
Sweet and sour at its coldest!
#10: Yellowfin Tuna Ceviche with Basil and Avocado by SoBou NOLA, New Orleans
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| Sounds fishy to me! |
Here's something you won't find at the Krusty Krab!
#9: Vanilla by Lick Me I'm Delicious, Bristol
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| If it was up to me to name this, I'd call it something like "Neon Vanilla" or "Jellyglow Ice Cream". |
This isn't your average everyday vanilla. This ice cream contains the proteins that makes jellyfish flow, which activates when you lick it.
#8: Beer by Motley Moo Creamery, Alaska
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| Bud Light, Duff or Pawtucket Patriot? |
Lick your problems away today!
#7: Squid Ink by Kita No Aisu Ya San, Japan
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| Still better than pen ink. |
This is Japanese as ice cream gets!
#6: Oyster by Namja town, Tokyo
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| How many seafood flavors are there?! |
These better not be rocky mountain oysters (bull nads)!
#5: Beef Tongue by Namja town, Tokyo
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| When I jokingly mention burger ice cream, this isn't what I had in mind! |
Talk about using every part of the cow!
#4: Foie Gras by The Ice Cream Gallery, Hong Kong
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| When it comes to so called "delicacies", human cruelty knows know limits! |
For those wandering, Foie Gras is a Pate made from the liver of fattened ducks or geese. If I'd known about it in 2019, it would've appeared on my list of bizarre foods.
#3: Crawfish by Red Circle Ice Cream, Houston
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| Allen, please add details. |
Yes, that is real crawfish! No, this doesn't have anything to do with Red Lobster.
#2: Horse Flesh by Namja Town, Japan (Yes, again)
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| My Little Dessert! |
What kind of madmen do they have working the Namja Town ice cream stands?!
#1: Charcoal by Spoon University
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| Hank Hill does not approve and neither do I! Seriously, what the $#%@?! |
I think the only thing that can top this would be manure flavor, which I hope to God never becomes a real thing! This is Earth we live on, not Yugopotamia!
I'd say something like "Ben & Jerry, take notes", but I doubt they'd consider adding any of these flavors to their menu anytime soon. Honorable mentions include Cereal Milk (that's bloody sane compared to the flavors that did make the list!), the Famous Idaho (it would've made the list if it was actually served in a potato instead of potato shaped ice cream), Spaghetti Ice Cream (It's literally vanilla ice cream and cherries made to look like spaghetti), and the Vermonster (I talked about that here). If you can think of any flavors, you think deserved a mention, the comment section is waiting. Thanks for reading and have a sweet day!
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