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Sunday, July 15, 2018

15 Video game weapons of mass destruction

These weapons are worthy of Chuck Norris. From rifles that can achieve one hit kills with bodyshots to guns that fire multiple mini-nukes in one use, join me as we count 15 video game weapons that can turn armies into liquid. Note: I will not be including weapons found in flash games or mods. I will also exclude lethal joke weapons, since they have their own list.

#15 Counter Strike: AWP


Sorry for the flashbacks.

Bringing this thing out in an online match will get you scoffed at. Unlike other sniper rifles, this gun can get a OHKO on any part of an enemy's body besides the feet. If the enemy team has a pro sniper who owns this weapon, your team won't last long.

#14 Plants Vs. Zombies: Cob Cannon

Who knew corn could be this deadly?

This plant lets you fire powerful cobs of corn at any area of the field. Unlike the other ONKO plants in the game, you can use this multiple times. Plant enough of these and you'll have near constant explosions.

#13: Megaman 2: Metal Blade

Sometimes, the simple weapon is the best.

Among the Blue Bomber's vast arsenal, the Metal Blade is widely considered the best weapon in the entire series. This weapon causes huge damage to nearly every enemy in its path, it can be thrown in 8 directions and it takes 4 uses to consume one bar of energy. If you want this game breaker, you'll have to blast Metal Man to pieces.

#12: Gold PP7

Now this is killing with style!

This weapon gives you 7 instant kill bullets per clip and it has infinite ammo. No enemy will want to contest you when you have this. To obtain it, you have to get a cheat by beating cradle on Agent mode in 2:15 minutes. 

#11: Unreal Tournament: Redeemer


POOOOOWWWEEERRR!!!!!

This thing is a thermal nuke launcher. The first fire is self-explanatory, but the secondary fire lets you take manual control of the nukes. Need I say more?

#10: Mini Robot Wars: Atomic Bot

If you can't fire a nuke, be the nuke!

This game has plenty of explosive bots at your disposal, but this one tops em all. Its explosion covers the entire screen, destroying every enemy robot on screen. The upgrade makes it powerful enough to destroy the giants just as easily.

#9: Ratchet & Clank: R.Y.N.O


What's worse than 1 rocket? A boatload of them!

The abbreviation for this gun is "Rip You a New One" and for good reason. It fires tons of homing rockets at a time, obliterating entire armies with ease. You need to go through a different side quest in each game to obtain it, but the effort is well worth it.

#8: Halo: Scarab


The Covenant knows how to obliterate!

The blasts from these beasts can reduce entire armies to ashes. Their legs can also be used to crush any opposition. Strangely enough, they are usually manned by colonies of worms, just like the Covenant Elites.

#7: Metal Gear Solid V: Sahelanthropus

This doesn't look good...

Every version of Metal Gear was powerful, but this thing is overkill. This thing has nuclear armaments, 2 gatling guns, 6 guided missile launchers, 4 surveillance mine launchers, 2 metallic archaea nano-fiber blades, archaea grenades, a flame thrower and a rail gun. If this thing becomes a real world problem, I'm getting off this planet!

#6: Fallout: Experimental MIRV

Once those nukes start flying, you better start running!

The Fat Man is already very powerful, but this beast embodies the art of overkill. Instead of just 1 mini-nuke, this thing launches 8 of them. This weapon of mass destruction can be found in the National Guard Depot.

#5 Doom: BFG9000

Different models, same ability to massacre.

The only thing bigger than this gun's size is its power. Just one blast from this thing can clear an entire room full of enemies. Even the strongest demons in the series will fall after 2-3 shots. Note: The only exception is the Cyberdemon in Doom 3, which can only be killed by the Soul Cube.

#4 Red Faction Armageddon: Singularity Cannon

Imagine having a universal force of destruction at your fingertips!

This monster fires small projectiles that turn into black holes. When the holes are done sucking everything in, they explode like miniature nukes. Your enemies won't stand a chance if you bring this along.

#3 Bloons Tower Defense 6: True Sun God

$50,000 in primary, military, magic and support towers to this guy + $40,000 of these categories to its predecessor = overpowered incarnate.

The BTD series has had a lot of powerful weapons, but this physical god takes the cake easily. Like its predecessor, this thing becomes more powerful the more towers you sacrifice to it. At its max level, it can go through even the strongest bloons like a lawnmower through grass.

#2 Team Fortress 2: Robin Walker's Valve Rocket Launcher

Look at those stats!

There are a lot of game breakers in this game, but this is ridiculous. Available only to Robin Walker, this thing is the literal definition of rapid fire nuke launcher. Fortunately, Robin doesn't use this to win every game he plays. He only uses it when requested.

#1 Call of Duty: Tactical Nuke

TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!

Upon activation, this thing will kill every player on the field and end the round pronto. The team that activated it will automatically win, regardless of the score. You'll need to get a 25 kill streak to aquire this, which isn't the easiest thing in the world to do.

And that is my list of weapons that can easily turn wars into one-sided slaughters. I know there are plenty of weapons that I've missed, so leave suggestions in the comments section if you wish. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

References

  • TV Tropes
  • Various wikis based on the games

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