Not everyone has the creativity to rival Apple or Microsoft. From underpants that go on your hands to tiny motorized fans on chopsticks, join me as we count down 20 inventions that are only worth buying for comedic value.
#20: Gold poop pills
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| Who wants their waste to be gold colored? |
Over spending at it's finest!
#19: Toilet golf
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| If you don't have a phone, iPod or handheld gaming console to entertain you on the can, this is the next best thing. |
It's good putting practice at least.
#18: Umbrella high heel shoes
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| Keep the fronts of them shoes dry, buddy! |
There's something you don't see everyday!
#17: Pizza cutter fork
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| Don't just cut your pizza, impale it as well! |
It's pizza time!
#16: Fan chopsticks
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| If you're too lazy to blow on your ramen, let this thing do it for you. |
This blows!
#15: Butter stick
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| Having trouble spreading butter the old fashioned way? Just stick it in a lipstick and use that! |
The tastiest lipstick ever!
#14: Useless box
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| Turn this thing on and it turns itself off. |
Pretty self-explanatory.
#13: Banana bunker
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| You know what can protect your banana and many other foods? A lunch box! |
Hey why don't tomatoes and kiwis have their own protective cases?
#12: Grilled Cheesus sandwich press
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| You know you've met an immensely devout Christian when they put the face of Jesus Christ on their toast! |
Why did George Foreman never think of this?
#11: Ice cream pint combination lock
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| A good way to keep your ice cream... unless you forget what the combination is. |
Because you're a selfish bastard!
#10: Nothing
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| Paying 10 bucks for a package you know is empty? What kind of world is this?! |
Why not?
#9: Burger exhaust grill
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| This is perfect for those who want carbon monoxide poisoning with their ground beef. |
It's not like there's burger joints all over the place!
#8: Beer phone
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| This is still much safer than drunk driving, I tell you what. |
A perfect gift for any alcoholic!
#7: Fundies
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| Who thought that romantic couples needed to wear the same pair of underwear? |
Hey you do you, just keep it private!
#6: Educational toilet paper
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| Learn while on the can? Why not? |
Again, smartphones are a thing!
#5: Diet water
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| Last time I checked, water was already one of the healthiest drinks you can consume. |
People will make diet anything, won't they?
#4: Chopstick glasses
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| I've heard of keeping chopsticks on you at all times, but this is ridiculous! |
Perfect for when evil ramen noodle start attacking!
#3: Toilet paper hat
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| There are better ways of keeping paper on you at nearly all times than wearing a toilet paper roll on your head. |
Because just keeping napkins in your pocket is so silly!
#2: USB pet rock
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| Watch as nothing happens once you plug this rock in! |
At the very least, this gift can potentially double as a makeshift mace.
#1: Handerpants
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| These are essentially fingerless gloves colored to look like underpants. That sentence explains itself. |
I've got nothing.
Yes, these things are real and given how often people like to invent, there are bound to me more gag gifts. If you can think of any I missed, feel free to name them in the comments. I'll see you later. Have a merry Christmas.
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