15 Wacky flasks

 Some people will do anything to smuggle their booze wherever they go. From flasks shaped like phones to golf clubs that hold drinks, join me as we count down 15 downright odd flasks.

#15: Santa's stocking flask

Merry Christmas everyone!

Ho ho ho and a large sock of eggnog!

#14: Phone flask

How long before iGet Drunk becomes a thing?

This phone doesn't have any apps or make calls, but it will fit in your pocket nonetheless.

#13: Secret binocular

Look at that!

This flask has not one, but two flasks for twice the drinking potential!

#12: Golf club

FOOORE!

It's a drink dispenser and blunt instrument all in one!

#11: Hairbrush

Multifunctional tools are the best!

Even with a hollow handle, this thing still does wonders for your hair.

#10: Belt buckle

Don't make me take a swig of whatever's in this thing!

A little close to the ding dong, don't you think?

#9:  Necktie

Put some coffee in this and you'll be ready for any meeting!

Yeah, nobody's gonna notice you sucking the tip of your tie.

#8: Mitten

The gloves may be warm, but my alcohol is cold! 

Talk about keeping your beverage at hand!

#7: NES cartridge

Now you're playing with champagne!

Put it near your mouth, but keep it away from your Nintendo Entertainment System.

#6: Chill pack

Take a chill pack, dude!

It can still be used like an ice pack if you're drink is cold enough.

#5: Tampon

That's what she said!

Whatever happens in the small plastic tube stays in the small plastic tube.

#4: Drinkman

Rock out!

When I heard the walkman was coming back, this isn't what I had in mind.

#3: Cane

The elderly drinker's choice!

It holds you and several small bottles of your favorite drink.

#2: Sports bra

Turn your c cup into an l cup!

Fill it with Gatorade or Red Bull and it could be a sports bra.

#1: Beer belly

If using this for drink sneaking doesn't work out, you could always have as part of your Homer Simpson cosplay.

Looks like we can finally take that expression literally.

If you're gonna drink, do it responsibly and don't even think of drinking and driving. There's bound to be some odd drink sneaking contraptions I missed, so leave some suggestions if you want. I'll see you later. Have a merry Christmas.

Sources

• Bon appetit
  
• Delish
  
• Vat19
  
• Flasks
  
• Gear Hungry
  
• Paste Magazine
  

15 Creative drinking cups

Even something as plain as a drinking cup can have a little flair. From cups shaped like bowling pins to mugs that stir themselves, join me as we count down 15 cool and creative drinking cups.

#15: Bowling pin sipper

Leave to Whirley Drinkworks to have some creative cups!

True to its name, this cup resembles a bowling pin. It has a straw for easy drinking and a ring insert to prevent spills.

#14: Basketball mug

Marshmallow dunk!

This cup has 2 unique features: one is the basketball shaped cup itself and the other is the small basketball hoop at the back that you can dunk your mini marshmallows or cereal pieces through.

#13: Snackeez

That's one handy as seen on tv product!

Not only does this cup hold whatever drink you want, it also has a small bowl that screws into the top to hold your snacks.

#12: Ctrl-Alt-Del cup set

Tech savvy!

This is a set of 3 cups that resemble certain keys on a keyboard. Pretty self-explanatory.

#11: Butterfly and spider glass set

Let nature run its course!

This is a set of 3 glasses with images of a butterfly, a spider and a web on them. If you nestle the glass together, it looks like the spider is descending upon a butterfly that got too close to its web.

#10: 7-11 Jack-o-lantern Slushee cup

Happy late Halloween everyone!

If you look you might find this at a 7-11 near you on Halloween. Not only does this cup have a large capacity, you can also get 1 free refill with it on Halloween.

#9: Self-stirring mug

No spoons required!

At the bottom of this mug is a battery operated stirring paddle. With this perfectly mixed juice and milk drinks are a button press away.

#8: Slushy maker

Who wants a slushy?

This cup lets you make your own slushies at home. The process is simple: Pour your favorite drink into the cup, put it in the freezer for 4-6 hours and squeeze for a minute.

#7: Cookie Monster mug

He want cookie!

This mug not only resembles the face of Cookie Monster, it also has a large hole near the bottom to store your cookies.

#6: Chalkboard mug

Its just like the blackboard in a children's classroom, except you can drink from this thing!

Like the blackboard in a classroom, you can draw on this mug with chalk. Essentially this mug can look like anything you want it to.

#5: Lego mug

Yet another base for your Lego bricks!

This mug has dozens of tiny studs for you to place your Lego bricks on. Even if you don't drink from this, you could always have it as part of your Lego sets.

#4: CrunchCup

It does more than cereal, if DOPE or NOPE is any indication!

This unique cup makes your cereal and milk breakfast even better. This is possible because the cup keeps your cereal and milk in 2 separate containers, while the spout at the top combines them as you drink up. 

#3: Tiki cup

This is one freaky tiki!

This cup looks like a tiki statue, complete with wicked grin. This particular cup also includes a snap-on lid and bendable drinking straw.

#2: Ninja Mug

Blink and this handsome mug will be gone!

This mug not only looks like a ninja, it also comes with a katana spoon, shuriken coaster and removable sleeve.

#1: Plasma mug

That's one cool mug!

When it's on its base, little plasma arcs will start shooting throughout this mug, providing an awesome effect.

Sources

• Whirley Drinkworks
• Vat19
• Awesome stuff 365
  
• Weird Worm
  
• Bored Panda
• Slurpee
  
• DOPE or NOPE
  

15 Quirky drinking bottles

 Who said bottles had to be boring? From drink holders with pockets to versatile bottles, join me as we count down 15 cool and unusual drinking bottles.

#15: Hydrosleeve

Hands free drinking!

This is a water bottle with a built-in strap so you can wear on your arm for easy drinking. Not only that, it is also insulated to keep your water cold.

#14: Lunatec Aquabot

Refreshing!

This bottle can spray its watery content for a large variety of uses. Getting to work is as simple as pumping the handle to build pressure and selecting what spray mode you want.

#13: Dopper bottle

Why have 1 option when you can have 2?

The lid to this PBA-free bottle can be used as a cup. Not only that, Dopper also donates 5% of sales to water sanitation projects.

#12: Beat bottle

Quite convenient.

This bottle holds your drink and your phone. On the side is a long slot that will not only hold your phone, but also amplify any music coming from it.

#11: Kangaroo

How handy!

This bottle has a sealable pocket on the side to store things like your keys, credit cards and cash.

#10: Aqua Zinger

Grind em up!

This bottle has a built-in grinder cup at the bottom. With that you can add flavor and nutritional content from things like fruits and herbs into your drinks.

#9: Hydraduo

2 Drinks in 1 bottle!

This water bottle has 2 drink compartments, so you can have 2 different drinks with you or have a drink for you and a friend without getting multiple bottles.

#8: OKO Odyssey

Versatility, thy name is Odyssey!

This is way more than just a bottle. I has 2 interchangeable water filters, a flashlight, a lantern and a storage compartment.

#7: Flavor-it infuser water bottle

Infuse the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!

This bottle lets you flavor your water. This process is as simple as putting fruit and/or tea leaves into the little container on the lid and putting the lid on the bottle.

#6: Asobu pill bottle

Pills here!

This pill-shaped water bottle has a detachable container for storing your medicine. The cap can also be as a cup so you can take said medicine.

#5: Blender bottle

Who needs flavor packets?

This is a sealable bottle with a whisk ball. To use it, simply add your ingredients to the bottle along with the whisk ball and shake until bended to your liking.

#4: The Real Zeal Infuze

Good flavor, right from the source!

The main draw to this bottle is the juicer that's built into it. With it you can squeeze fruit juice into your water for better flavor.

#3: Cirkul

Who ordered the tropical fruit water?

Instead of using fruits or sugary drink mixes, this bottle uses special cartridges to flavor your water as you drink it.

#2: HYDRA Smart Bottle

Now that's a high tech bottle!

In addition to holding water, this bottle has Bluetooth speakers, a microphone, flashing lights and a power bank all built into it.

#1: Intelishake

Your bottle, your way!

This is a modular water bottle, meaning you can customize it to fit your needs. Parts include a middle compartment for storing things like your phone or credit cards, replaceable carbon filter for removing contaminants and shaker spring for mixing drinks.

Who knew drinking containers could do so much? If you know of some bottles you think should've been on the list, let me know. I'll see you later. Thanks for viewing and have a merry Christmas.

Sources

• Trend Hunter
  
• The Very Best Top 10s
  
• Mom
  
• New Fitness Gadgets
  
• Brit
  
• Amazon
  

15 Absolutely bizarre beverages

These ain't your usual soft drinks or fruit juices. From soda pop with full course meal flavors to alcoholic beverages with animal waste in them, join me as we count down 15 immensely odd drinks that actually exist.

#15: Lester's Fixins food soda

There's a flavor you won't see Coke or Pepsi making!

Instead of the usual cherry and grape, the flavors of these sodas are based on various popular non-fruit foods. Flavors include bacon, sweet corn and buffalo wing.

#14: Diet water

This is just stupid!

This is pretty much water advertised as a diet drink. What it does differently from regular water, I have no idea.

#13: Peyote tea

That's one hell of a high man!

Made in Southern USA, this tea is made from boiling water and peyote cactus. For those who don't know, peyote is known for causing wild hallucinations.

#12: Liquid smoking

That's one way to kick a bad habit!

Made by Dutch company United Drinks and Beauty Corporation, this drink was made as an alternative to cigarettes. According to the CEO, it gets its craving fighting power from various South African root plants. Unfortunately, both the drink and the company no longer exist.

#11: Dirt soda

Somebody's desperate for a new soda flavor!

This is a soda that literally tastes like dirt. It doesn't have any actually dirt in it, however. Instead, it contains pure cane sugar and earthly mineral taste to create an interesting flavor.

#10: Snake wine

Talk about a venomous drink!

True to its name, this is a rice wine with a dead snake in it. It has been consumed in both China and Vietnam and was once consumed as medicine, as it was though the snake's venom had beneficial properties for the drinker.

#9: Bird's nest drink

Wait, this seems familiar...

Much like bird's nest soup, this drink includes the nest from swiftlets and is consumed for medical purposes.

#8: Yage

Warning: Side effects include tripping out, loss of mind and making you look like an illegal drug connoisseur!

Made in Peru and created using various plants containing the hallucinogenic drug DMT, this drink is made to induce visions and help people discover their sense of self worth.

#7: Sourtoe cocktail

Who owns this bar, Hannibal Lecter!?

Since 1739, the Sourtoe Cocktail club in Dawson, Yukon Territory has been serving this drink, which contains a severed and preserved human toe. If you for whatever reason choose to drink it, you'll face a hefty fine of $2,500.

#6: Kopi luwak

Talk about crappy coffee!

This brand of coffee is made from partially digested coffee cherries that were eaten and pooped out by Asian palm civets. Despite this unappetizing fact, this is one of the most expensive coffee brands in the world, reaching retail prices of $100 per kilogram farmed and $1,300 per kilogram of wild collected beans.

#5: Baby mice wine

This is messed up!

Sold as a health tonic in Chinese and Korean cultures, this drink is made by drowning tons of baby mice in rice wine and leaving the concoction to ferment.

#4: Three penis liquor

Okay, now we've gone too far!

This alcoholic drink contains the penises of seals, deer and Cantonese dogs. It is believed to enhanced the male sex drive.

#3: Hoihoi tatea

This sounds like an April Fool's Day joke!

This New Zealand drink is made from horse semen and apple flavoring. It was literally first made to enter a weird food and drink contest. 

#2: Gau Jal/panda dung tea

I know how you feel, random image people use in text messages.

This one's a tie because both drinks are very similar. The former is a soft drink made from cow urine, while the later is a tea in which the leaves used to brew it were grown from panda poop.

#1: Placenta smoothie

And here I though it couldn't get weirder than cow pee!

Some post-pregnancy mothers have their recently severed placentas blended into smoothies to drink. I have no comment.

I guess with the right creativity/lack of common sense, anything can become a beverage. I mean what's next, cremated gardener juice? If you know of any other odd drinks I may have missed, feel free to mention them in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Thanksgiving.

Sources

• Vat19
  
• Travel Awaits
  
• Listverse
  
• Fine Dining Lovers
  
• Wikipedia
  
• Matthew Santoro