Admit it, you'd get a chuckle if you saw one of these in a graveyard. As a nice change of pace, here are 20 gravestone phrases I made up. Hope you enjoy. Warning: This list is kinda dark. If you're allergic to dark comedy, go to another page right now.
#20: Here lies Onision's career
Don't act like you listened to anything this nut job had to say!
#19: Here lies He who never scored
That's what she said!
#18: Here lies Ghost
Now he really is one!
#17: Here lies Covid-19
That's what you get for starting a pandemic!
#16: Here lies Catscratch
Nickelodeon was crazy to give you only one season!
#15: Here lies Mr. Head got bashed in
What a fitting name!
#14: Here lies Peter Scully
Hell wanted him back! It can keep him if you ask me!
#13: Here lies The chicken that crossed the road
Was ironically killed by a KFC car.
#12: Here lies Overworked Mc Insomiac
At least she'll never have to worry about sleeping again!
#11: Here lies Death
Wait a minute, Death died? How is that possible?!
#10: Here lies Happy Tree Friends
It died much like the characters it tortured! Hopefully it didn't suffer any of these fates.
#9: Here lies Jack Scoff
Whoever thought of this guy's name really needs to grow up!
#8: Here lies Random monkey
What it gets for jumping on my bed!
#7: Here lies Willy Weenie
He thought he could lift the 100 pound weight. Instead the weight lifted him!
#6: Here lies Waterfowl brownies
Recipe: None of your mother ducking business!
#5: Here lies Dan Donkey
What a jackass!
#4: Here lies My ears
Curse you Baby Shark!!!
#3: Here lies Doctor Trepanation
He learned the hard way why we don't drill holes into peoples heads anymore!
#2: Here lies Kenny
Fortunately we only had to bury one of his many corpses.
#1: Here lies Tom Turkey
Thankfully his corpse didn't go to waste.
I have a sick sense of humor, don't I? If you enjoyed this list, please check out my other ones. I'll see you later. Thanks for viewing and have a happy Memorial Day.
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