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Tuesday, April 15, 2025

20 Funny ways video games punished cheaters

 Cheaters never prosper and these games will make damn sure you take that seriously. Whether they mock you mercilessly, erase your save file or even ban you for life, here are 20 humiliating ways games trolled those who dared tried to cheat at them. Note: I won't be counting answers to piracy, since that's a list for another day.

#20: Animal Crossing Series: Mr. Resetti

Go ahead. Get on this guy's bad side.

Don't even think about resetting without saving in this series or Mr. Resetti will visit you. He gets angrier and angrier each time you do it, eventually forcing you to apologize if you do it too many times.

#19: Fabel: Frying Pan Troll

This is what you get for looking up walkthroughs!

One of the weapons you can get in this Xbox classic is a super powered frying pan. There's a catch, however: The pan's power depends on how many clues you got during the treasure hunt that rewards it. If you get to the end without any clues (most likely via online walkthrough), the pan will be as worthwhile as a subscription to Qubi.

#18: South Park The Fractures But Whole: Tom Brady


If you're gonna unlock any code based doors in this game, you better not get the codes from online walkthroughs. Try to unlock a code based door without learning the code in-game and Cartman will appear to scold you (and compare you to Tom Brady for some reason).

#17: The Impossible Quiz: No Tabs Allowed

This game said it, not me!

For this serious the message is clear: Try to find the answer with tab and your game is up!

#16: Super Monkey Ball: Konami code

Can't say it wasn't worth a shot.

In many games the Konami Code gave you some neat benefits, like 30 extra lives in Contra. Some games instead trolled you for using it, like this game for example.

#15: Tomb Raider 2: Nude code

If you really wanna see Lara nude, just go online! Deviantart probably has a thousand pics of that!

After years of rumors of getting to see Lara Croft nude in the first game, the developers actually added a code in the sequel. JK! All this cheat does is make Lara explode into a million pieces.

#14: Link's Awakening: Thief

That's what shoplifting gets you!

In this game, you can get a free item from the shop by going to the wall behind the shopkeeper and running through the door before he has time to turn around. Be warned, however, for everyone will somehow find out about it, including the electrocute happy shopkeeper.

#13: Heretic: Doom code fails

Good luck beating this game's enemies with a stick!

In Doom, the codes iddqd and idkfa will activate God Mode and give you all weapons respectively. In Heretic, these codes instead kill you instantly and leave you with nothing but a useless staff respectively.

#12: Postal 2: Insulting cheat codes

Sorry, I don't talk to sissies!

Like many games, Postal 2 has a variety of cheat codes. The catch here is you basically type that you're a sissy before you can use any of them.

#11: Crusader No Regret: Jessica16

Well you're screwed.

Good news: Some of the cheat codes from the original Crusader No Remorse show up in this game. Bad news: All they do here is set you up on a date with 8 super powered enemy mechs.

#10: The Witcher 3: Bovine Defense Force

Peta sent that demon!

In early versions of this game it was possible to get infinite money from endlessly slaughtering the cows on the White Orchard. In later versions, doing this too many times results in an army of bull demons spawning to kill you.

#9: Gradius 3: Boom Socka Locka!

The Konami Code strikes again!

In previous Gradius games, the Konami Code gave you all the weapons in the game. In this game, all it did was make your ship explode into a million pieces.

#8: Undertale: Dirty Hacker

He knows...

Being a computer game, it is possible to go through the files in search of endings. Go too far, however, and Sans will catch you and call you out on your dirty hacker ways.

#7: Grand Theft Auto V: Dunce Cap

Cheating in online games is for dunces!

Quite a few games combat cheaters by restricting them to "special" servers where all they go up against are other cheaters. GTA5 ups the ante by making all it's cheating VIPs wear humiliating hats while they troll along.

#6: The Jade Empire: The gambler's death

Oh my God! You killed Daoshen (that this guy's name)! You bastard!

In Imperial City there is a gambler who you can bet with to gain money and like many games you can use save states to always win. Unfortunately the game is ahead of you, so if you manage to win 20 times in a row the gambler will spontaneously explode and be unavailable for that save file.

#5: Banjo-Kazooie: Save file erasure


Among the cheat codes available in this N64 classic are some illegal codes that can unlock other worlds. If you make the mistake of using three of these codes in one game, Grunty will erase your save file. Turns out there's some lines even she won't cross!

#4: The Stanley Parable: The Serious Room

It's the time out corner all over again!

If you so much as dare bring up the cheat menu in this game, the narrator will sentence you to a long time in the Serious Room!

#3: Afterlife: Death Star

Have fun building all of that again!

In this after life sim there is a cheat code that gives you a ton of money. Use this code too many times, however, and a Death Star will show up and start destroying the afterlife you spent probably hours of real time making.

#2: H1Z1: YouTube apology video required


Those caught cheating in this battle royal game were banned from competing in future online matches. To get the ban reversed, cheaters had to upload videos of them apologizing for their cheating ways onto YouTube and email them to the developers.

#1: Donkey Kong 64: Game Shark suicide

You gamesharked on the wrong game, fool!

Trying to use GameShark codes on this Rare classic turns the game into a glitchy, unplayable mess. Even turning the codes off didn't fix this, so you were pretty much screwed.

Heed my advice: Just play by the rules and no one gets hurt. Some honorable mentions include Return of Superman's Not So Super achievement (achievements you don't want is a topic for another list), SimCity wrecking your city for using a money code too many times (The Afterlife example was funnier), Slender 2 sacrificing you to Slenderman for getting out of bounds (That's more scary than funny), and Star Wars Dark Forces LAIAMLAME code (It's similar to the Postal 2 example). For those of you who play by the rules, thanks for reading and have a happy Easter.

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Monday, January 13, 2025

30 funny things to put on a sign on someone's back

 "Kick me" is so 1955! For those looking for an original twist to this old prank, here's my list of 30 things to tape to someone's back. Warning: This is just a joke post. I won't be held responsible if you actually try one of these and get kicked in the nads. 

#30: I invest in NFTs🪙

The monsters!

#29: I have no penis!🍆

Or for female targets, I have a penis!

#28: I hate SpongeBob🧽

Remember, nobody wants to be a Squidward!

#27: My favorite food is babies🚼

I doubt anyone will believe this, but it will get some looks!

#26: visit this address🎃: https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kikia

Just a heads up: The address is to a screamer.

#25: Sneak up behind me and scream😱

Just don't do this to someone with heart problems.

#24: When in doubt, spank your monkey🐵 

Truer words have never been spoken!

#23: The Simpsons has been on for way too long📺

Honestly, some people may agree with this one. 

#22: Aliens are out to get me👽

Somebody call the men in black!

#21: I was just about to consume this delicious banana🍌 

Tasty!

#20: Eat at joe's📃✈️

Ok that's another old joke, but who doesn't love a good throwback?

#19: Fuck you <insert name of person place or thing you hate>!😠

Go to Hell, you suck ass, you're a piece of shit and die already you bitch\bastard are good alternatives. 

#18: I have covid🦠

Just because the pandemic's over doesn't mean the virus is dead!

#17: Me eyes are on the other side you perv!✖️✖️✖️

For extra hilarity, write this really small so whoever's trying to read this had to get really close. 

#16: Baloney!🥪

A HA HA HA HA! Three in a row baby!

#15: The opening to Up made me laugh⚰️

Unemotional jerks!

#14: Throw your tomatoes at me🎯

You can't beat the classics!

#13: I was a cat in a previous life😺

Meow meow meow!

#12: YOU MUST DIE!!!💀

Insert dramatic thunder here.

#11: Stop signs don't exist to me🛑

Somebody call the cops!

#10: Obamacare for the win!🏥

I'm sure this won't cause an outrage. #Sarcasm

#9: Free kisses on other side💋

Act now and get aSlap to the face, also free!

#8: YouTube content farms are the best🚜

They're ruining YouTube animation!

#7: Pinch me and I'll punch you✊

Perfect for Saint Paddy's Day!

#6: I have no boobs!🍈🍈

Or for male targets, I have boobs!

#5: My laugh box is busted😂

If you know, you know. 

#4: Flash player deserved to die🪦

My other blog has proof that's BS. 

#3: Praise Jesus!😇

He died for your sins, you know!

#2: I stole 40 cakes🍰

And that's terrible!

#1: Hey you! You suck!👆(Pretend this hand is flipping the bird)

Them's fightin words!

If you were looking for something to prank your friends and family with, here you go. If you're looking for a prank that won't get you punched in the eye, look elsewhere. Thanks for reading and prank responsibly!

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

30 Cool secret diversion safes

Looking to up your valuable protecting game? I may be of some help. From innocent looking food containers to stuff no thief in the right mind would steal, homemade or store bought, some diy projects brought to you by YouTube or even some ideas I just thought of (labeled with a 🏦), here are 30 neat ways to keep thieves away from your belongings. Caution: This post has some really bad puns. Viewer's discretion is advised.

#30: Food and Drink Cans

A fizzy classic!

Just like many things, throwing off thieves goes better with Coke!

#29: Food Containers🏦

This is making me hungry!

The beauty of this is if you don't want to shell out cash for a fake can of salted pork, any big, non-clear food container you might already have at home will work. Chip bags, cereal boxes, coffee cans, you name it.

#28: Throw Pillow

The softest safe money can buy!

If you can't find one of these, just placing your stuff in your pillowcase should suffice. Just don't forget about it when it's time to change the cases.

#27: Power Outlet

A shocking development!

If you can cut a hole in your wall, you can do this!

#26: Hollowed-out Book

A well written method of hiding stuff!

Your crime prevention manual is overdue!

#25: Sprinkler

With this thing you'll leave those robbers all wet!

Never lock yourself out of the house again!

#24: Hairbrush

This'll keep you from having any hairy situations!

The best part is that it still does wonders for your hairdo!

#23: Plush toy

He's a real secret keeper!

Lola Loud had the right idea!

#22: Coat Hanger

Here's a safe that can hang with the best of them!

Just put a big shirt or coat on this and any intruders to your home will be none the wiser!

#21: Battery

A powerful way to screw criminals!

For extra security, put these in a device you don't use too often.

#20: Dirty underwear

Right under their noses!

Probably the one I least recommend you try making at home.

#19: Clock

Time for bed!

Father time is on your side!

#18: Flashlight🏦

Light's out, robbers!

The best part of this safe is you don't even need to go to a special store for it. Just get an old, preferably big and clean flashlight, remove the batteries and put your stuff in.

#17: Your Phone Case

Give those unlawful bastards a wakeup call!

Did you know you can store cash and credit cards inside your phone case? Well, you can!

#16: Fake Rock

That's one stone cold safe!

This'll blend into any rock bed!

#15: Omarbaba Bottle

It keeps you hydrated and leaves unwanted stealers out to dry!

Too bad I didn't know about these until today, they would've made a great addition to my water bottle list from the past!

#14: Markers

Make a mark on your anti-theft record!

Some disassembly required.

#13: TKOR Mayonnaise Jar


Here's a tangy way to keep prying hands off your valuables!

#12: Candles

That's the hot new item right there!

Whether it's a real candle with a large hole in the bottom or an LED one with a removable base, this is one diy safe that really shines bright!

#11: Tennis Balls

I love this job!

This one's probably the easiest one to make at home. Just cut a small slit in a tennis ball and there you go.

#10: Old game or DVD boxes🏦

I CD what you mean!

Finally, a use for that Jack and Jill DVD you made the mistake of buying years ago!

#9: Flowerpot

Can you dig it?

If you can plant some flowers in a pot, you can do this! Alternatively, you can put your stuff in a container and bury it in the dirt under your plants.

#8: Kipkay Book Stash Box


What's better than one book? A shelf of books, that's what!

#7: Three Ring Binder🏦

Three rings to rule them all!

All you need is a pencil pouch and a binder with some uninteresting notes!

#6: Door

The way to piece of mind is right here!

This one requires a boring tool and a cylindrical container, but the security is worth the effort!

#5: Trash cans🏦

A trashy way to store your valuables, but it works!

If you're gonna do this, keep your stuff in a little container and don't put any greasy stuff in the can.

#4: Flight of stairs

Take the right steps to preventing crime in your house today!

With the right level of carpentry skills (or an expert), you can turn your staircase into a bunch of secret compartments!

#3: Under your bed🏦

You can sleep well with this hack!

Even if an intruder did find out your wallet was down there, getting to it would be a challenge!

#2: Eagle Creek Undercover Leg Wallet

Never skip leg day!

So much more hidden than the pockets on your pants!

#1: Household Hacker Lego safe


Brick by brick, this safe will keep your stuff safe!

And those were some nifty ways to keep thieving hands from claiming your belongings. Some honorable mentions include Household Hacker's hanger safe (I thought the pocketed one was cooler), the lotion safe hack (it's basically the food can safe, but with skincare products), Kipkay's DVD stash drive (it's form factor severely limits what you can put in it), and your socks while you run (that sounds uncomfortable). If you can think of any diversion safes or stuff hiding life hacks that I might've missed, the comment section is in plain sight. Thanks for watching and keep an eye out for thieves!

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Wednesday, April 17, 2024

30 Crazy things made by famous companies

 These days companies will do anything to gather buzz, won't they? Whether they're beauty products by fast food companies, soda-scented paper products or unique novelty merch, here are 30 of the strangest pieces of merchandise made by major companies. 

#30: M&M's peanut ball

That's just nuts!

A football shaped like an M&M? Sure, why not?

#29: McDonald's American Idol MP3 Player

McDonald's will partner up with anything that's popular, won't they?

If you could upload your own songs to this thing, it would be amazing!

#28: Lego shoes

For the Lego maniac in you!

If you could stick your Lego bricks to these, they would be the coolest shoes ever!.

#27: Dr. Pepper Scented Tissues

Who needs nose spray when you have these?

If had these, I'd blow my nose way more often!

#26: Xbox Mini Fridge

Give Microsoft credit for having a sense of humor!

People joked that the Xbox One looked like a fridge, so Microsoft decided to make a fridge that looked like an Xbox One!

#25: Mentos Bath Bombs

In more ways than one they're the freshmakers!

Warning: Unlike the actually mints, these aren't edible.

#24: Vegetable Jell-O

Jell-no thanks, I'll stick to salads.

Back in the 80s Jell-O tried to make savory Gelatins that had vegetables suspended in their jiggly bodies. As you may've guessed, this wasn't a popular move.

#23: Lamborghini Vodka

Just don't drink this while behind the wheel!

Talk about mixed signals!

#22: Cereal Records

Before MP3 players, CDs and even cassette tapes, kids had these things!

Remember when Post cereals came with little records? Yeah, me neither.

#21: Microsoft ActiMates

Back then Microsoft was trying to make Toy Story a real thing!

These were Barney, Arthur and Teletubbies dolls that would seemingly come to life when they see certain episodes of their respective shows. Yeah, that's not scary at all.

#20: NASCAR Romance Novel

It's spicy and speedy! A win win!

Here we see NASCAR's attempt to break into the Twilight demographic.

#19: McDonald's Michael Jorden Fitness Fun Range

Yeah, this doesn't seem hypocritical at all!

If you're going to McDonald's, chances are good that exercise isn't your top priority!

#18: KFC Fire Log

Nothing says Christmas quite like 11 herbs and spices!

The tastiest smelling yule log imaginable!

#17: Cheetos Lip Balm

That's one way to use Cheetos dust.

I don't know anyone who thought Cheetos flavored lip balm was a good idea, which is probably why this idea was so short lived.

#16: Hooters Air

The planes aren't the only things rising on these flights!

An airline that serves Hooters food and has Hooters girls for its staff? Sounds like a good deal to me!

#15: Hot Pocket Shorts

Talk about taking your brand name literally!

Not gonna lie, I kinda wish I had these. It would let me take some hot food on my walks.

#14: Pizza Hut cologne

MMM. Pizza scent.

You can't spell date night without pizza. Actually you can, but why would you?

#13: McDonald's Frork



I could describe this thing, but I'd rather let Anthony Sullivan do it.

#12: Crayola Calculator

Now that's colorful!

Give Crayola credit for trying to make math fun.

#11: Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce

Twenty three flavors, one sauce!

There's soda flavored everything these days, so why not?

#10: Pizza Hut Pac-Man Boxes

Pac-Man fever strikes again!

Pizza Hut had several game boxes, but this is by far the coolest (provided you had a phone with you)!

#9: McDonald's Fry Radio

Too bad you can't call Ronald McDonald on this thing!

Maybe one of these days McDonald's will open a radio station! Eh, probably not.

#8: Nintendo Love Hotel

Leave it to Japan to think outside the box!

Back before they became the gaming juggernaut they are today, Nintendo did a lot of things. One of those things were hotels where couples could rent rooms and "get acquainted with one another".

#7: Vintage Coca Cola toolkit

Routine repairs go better with Coke!

The best friend of both repairmen and Coca Cola fans!

#6: Culper Block 19

A perfect pairing with your M&M bullets!

Add a bit of nostalgic flair to your target range shooting practice!

#5: Pokémon Gengar blanket & pillow

For that guy whose a little too into Pokémon.

Do I even need to describe this thing?

#4: Bic disposable underwear

Is that a Bic pen in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Perfect for people who never wear the same underwear twice!

#3: Evian water bras

What better way to keep them goods cool then surrounding them in water, am I right ladies?

Perfect for if you're going somewhere that doesn't have AC or a pool you can dive into!

#2: Smart Doritos

Just when you thought the days of novelty music players was over!

First they're making chip bags that can play music. Next thing you know they'll be making pizza boxes with built-in tablets or soda cans with built-in Gameboys!

#1: KFC Nail Polish

I know their moto is "Finger lickin' good" but this is ridiculous!

Fried chicken flavored nail polish is arguably the craziest product KFC ever made. Keep in mind that this is from the same company that gave us fried chicken bun sandwiches and gaming computers that double as air fryers!

You can't make a big, widely recognizable company without making a few odd choices here and there. Some honorable mentions include the McDonald's chicken nugget handheld (I covered that in a previous list, plus as evident by this list that's far from the strangest thing they've put in their Happy Meals), Colgate entrees (besides being made by a toothpaste producer, there wasn't much that was odd about them), the MLP:FIM Lyra plushie with a hole in the rear (officially licensed products only!) and Smith and Wesson bikes (they're bikes, take it or leave it). If you can think of any products you think should've been included, you know where the comment section is. Thanks for reading and be thankful the Covid-19 pandemic is over!

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