Who said all phone numbers need a point beyond entertainment? Whether they supposedly contact fictional characters, make funny noises or come from video games and movies, here are 30 phone numbers that let you release your inner Bart Simpson. Note: I can't guarantee that all of these numbers will work, as some of them could've gone out of service. You'll just have to test them out if you desire.
#30: Santa: 951-262-3062
Merry Christmas!
#29: Keep an Idiot Entertained Hotline: 605-475-6962
If you're IQ impaired, this number will keep your attention for hours!
#28: Rejection Hotline: 605-475-6968
Call you in 2000 never, ok?
#27: Murray Bauman: 618-625-8313
Stranger Things always happen when you least expect them.
#26: Bad Breath hotline: 605–475–6959
At least the people operating this hotline can't smell your breath!
#25: God of War: 1-888-447-5594
Join the Kratos cause now!
#24: The Sobriety Hotline: 605-475-6958
Are you drunk? Find out here!
#23: Callin Oats: 719-26-OATES
Nothing like Hall & Oats to blare through your phone!
#22: Stop Complaining: 605-475-6973
It could always get worse... Unless of course you're in Hell!
#21: Sex Addiction Intervention: 605-475-6972
If your friend acts a little too much like Quagmire, get them help and them give them this number!
#20: Jessica Rabbit: 1-800-232-3324
A number that once gave you hints for LJN's Roger Rabit NES game now links you to a sex hotline. Awkward...
#19: Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell: 1-866-573-6626
That's a Hell of a title!
#18: InFamous Second Son: 1-844-help-dup
If you need help with this game, here you go!
#17: SCP Foundation: 951-572-2602
If you found any anomalies recently, let these guys know.
#16: Boothworld Industries: 630-296-7536
Your friendly neighborhood "remodeling" agent!
#15: Red Room: 408-634-2806
Don't kidnap me! Don't kidnap me!
#14: Ghost Busters: 212-897-1964
Who you gonna call?d
#13: Sike-chiatric Ward: 605–475–6967
If you think this number leads to Nintendo, you're crazy!
#12: He-Man: 1-900-909-1122
I didn't know the He-Man universe had phones.
#11: Kentucky Route Zero: 270-301-5797
It's Kentucky fried conversation right here!
#10: Bensplayhouse: 501-483-9856
Wanna play?
#9: Oct282011: 409-223-3735
And things get creepier...
#8: Nintendo Power Line: 425-885-5797
Now you're playing with power!
#7: RickRoll Hotline: 778-330-2389
Some memes just never die, am I right?
#6: NIN: 1-216-333-1810
This number doesn't connect to Trent Reznor, but it holds a creepy surprise...
#5: Hilarious Message Test: 914-737-9938
Pretty self-explanatory.
#4: Better Call Saul: 505-503-4455
Who better than Saul to give you legal advice?
#3: Wrinkles the Clown: 407-734-0254
Creepy clowns r us...
#2: Alan Wake: 1-857-239-7601
Alan, please add details.
#1: Divorce Hotline: 605-675-6960
The fancy way of saying "I want a divorce"!
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