Tired of giving out candy each Halloween? Maybe I can help. Whether it's healthy stuff, gags or other stuff, here are 30 things to give out to trick or treaters instead of candy. Caution: This is a gag blog. Don't try this at home (especially giving out some of the... Less pleasant stuff) unless of course you like getting your house covered in tp or rotten eggs.
#30: Apples
Give em something with some nutritional value!
#29: Baloney!
A HA HA HA HA!
#28: Chocolate covered "peanuts"
Just don't tell the recipients that they're actually garlic cloves. Hey, why not pull a prank or two this holiday?
#27: Kids show/movie dvds
This'll entertain them much longer than any candy bar. Be sure to include some Caillou and/or Peppa Pig if you want to torment the parents.
#26: Frozen pipes disguised as ice pops
It'll be just like A Christmas Story, but with a much smaller pole.
#25: A good scare
For best results, wear a scary mask and scream as you open the door. Just don't do this to someone with heart problems.
#24: Some pocket change
Tell them to buy their own dang candy!
#23: Miniature bibles
Tell them about Jesus while they're still impressionable.
#22: Grapes disguised as eyeballs
Bleuch!!!
#21: Sleep gummies
At least you're doing the parents a favor, right?
#20: Expired restaurant coupons
Oh the disappointment!
#19: Mini soda bottles
Just make sure the caps are screwed on real tight so the recipients will have a hard time opening them!
#18: Nuts and bolts
As well as directions to your enemy's home. And tell the kids that said enemy stole all your trick or treat candy!
#17: Rocks
Optional step: Pray they don't get thrown at your house. Just because Charlie Brown took getting these in stride doesn't mean every trick or treater will!
#16: Another good scare
Those kids are gonna be scared witless if you spontaneously "die" and then "come back to life" right in front of they're eyes! Again, don't do this to people with heart problems.
#15: Wooden stakes
Just in case a vampire attacks!
#14: Ghost peppers
NO! NOT INTO THE MOUTH!!! IT BUUUURRRNNNSSSS!!!!!!!
#13: Dental stuff (toothpaste/floss etc)
They'll thank you when they don't have cavities from all the candy they'll inevitably indulge in!
#12: Completely empty batteries
Because your a jerk!
#11: Bacon
Depending on whose at your door, they might just like this more than Butterfingers or Pixie sticks.
#10: A sneeze
This one's self-explanatory.
#9: Used up gift cards
This will get on their bad sides!
#8: Worms
If you want to be extra jerky, color them so they look like gummy worms first.
#7: Fake gemstones
If the trick-or-treaters at your door are gullible, they'll think they're rich!
#6: Fake poop
EEEWWW!!!
#5: Retro game controllers sans cords
At least they'll make cool fidget toys.
#4: Toilet paper and eggs
Better them than you!
#3: A scream in the ear
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
#2: Indecent exposure
Flash em baby!
#1: Expired candy
Honestly, this might just be the worst thing on this list.
Just to remind you, this list is just for fun and shouldn't be taken seriously. Nonetheless I hope you enjoyed. Thanks for reading and have a safe and happy Halloween. Also click here for a similar list on I-Mockery, which I did not steal the idea for this list from.
Sometimes the scariest things in video games are stuff that never left the cutting room floor. Whether they be unused enemies that look like they belong in the SCP Foundation or Trevor Henderson Universe, nightmarish scrapped cutscenes or placeholders that have no business in these games, join me as we count down 15 things that were rightfully not included in these video games. Warning: This list contains some really messed up stuff. Viewer's discretion is advised.
#15: Knuckles Chaotix: Bloody skull
Whose skull is that?
Found with this game's files is this bloody skull with the word "tobu" written in Japanese under it. It's purpose is unknown.
#14: South Park the Stick of Truth: Pip's skull
Way to respect your dead, South Park!
Speaking of skulls, located in deep in the files of this game is the skull of Pip, an English child character who was killed off in South Parks fourteenth season. Even worse, it was apparently supposed to be a weapon.
#13: SpongeBob Saves the Day: Yummer
Hey look, the lost Flying Dutchman crewmate!
Located deep within the files of this game is this creepy looking face that appears to be partially hiding behind something. Fortunately, this was comfirmed to be nothing more than a placeholder.
#12: Race with Ryan: Creepy face
Was Ryan supposed to die at one point in this game?!
Hidden within the files of this game is a disturbing face with x eyes, a stitched mouth and red scribbles resembling blood. Even worse, this is located with the textures for Ryan's face.
#11: Cuphead: Beetrice Lutz/Betty Beet
This is messed up!
Located only in concept art, there is this unused beet enemy that appears to cry and attack by throwing her own offspring at the heroes. It is unknown why this boss was scrapped, though if I had to guess I'd say the concept was too dark for this game.
#10: Halo 2: Flood Infector
Just when you thought the Flood couldn't get more disgusting!
Found in The Art of Halo 3 artbook is this unused Flood form. Apparently it would've been able to regenerate its legs in seconds and would've spread Flood forms to take control over any nearby human or Covenant vehicles.
#9: Half-Life 2: Mr. Friendly
The Backrooms monsters are invading!
This alien was supposed to grab Gordon Freeman and induce "fatal copulation" unto him. Apparently Half-Life 2 was originally going to include sexual themes with some of its enemies to garner response from homophobic players.
#8: Left 4 Dead: The Screamer
Just what the zombie apocalypse needs!
Originally there was gonna be a special infected that would've screamed loudly to summon hordes of common infected. This monster was cut because he was deemed to difficult and confusing for new players to spot, so the horde summoning ability was given to the Boomer instead.
#7: Friday Night Funkin: Monster's original design
Just when you thought shadow people couldn't get scarier!
As scary as the Monster is, his beta design is much worse. Along with the blood red eyes and teeth, this thing is looks like a huge shadow and is sticking out of a bloody Jack-o-lantern.
#6: Luigi's Mansion: Elh.Spz
Who you gonna call?
Little is known about this twisted looking thing. Apparently it was supposed to be an enemy, as there are animations of it attacking and getting damage.
#5: Team Fortress 2: Afterburn death animations
Burn baby burn!
Added in the Pyromania updates were animations of the classes (sans the Pyro) flailing around before falling to the ground, possibly succumbing to afterburn. It's unknown why they were added or unused.
#4: Bully: Unused death scene
That's one way to get rid of somebody...
Originally when Jimmy was defeated at the chemical plant, a cutscene would've played showing Jimmy sinking into a pool of acid while Edgar mocked him.
#3: Conker's Bad Fur Day: Torture cutscene
Avert your eyes kids!
At one point when Conker infiltrated the Tediz base, he would've witnessed 2 Tediz dissecting an unfortunate squirrel soldier while he as alive and begging for mercy. Thankfully, this was replaced by a cutscene of 2 Tediz debating about the quality of the game before spotting Conker and getting "back into character".
#2: Mother 3: Unused boss
Ok, NOW we're getting scary!
Hiding deep within the files of Mother 3 are multiple backgrounds of an unused boss, including a distorted image of the games protagonist Lucas and the Giygas-like face above this paragraph. This boss is believed to be intended for a darker version of the final boss battle.
#1: Silent Hill series: Unused monsters
What is that thing?!
The Silent Hill series is host to a number of scrapped monsters, some of which could give Pyramid head a run for his money. Some examples include zombie miners with pickaxes for hands, human-like abominations fused with wheelchairs and living hunks of meat. For a complete list, click here.
You know, going through the scrapped and unused parts of games is quite interesting. You never know what you're gonna find.
Admit it, you'd get a chuckle if you saw one of these in a graveyard. As a nice change of pace, here are 20 gravestone phrases I made up. Hope you enjoy. Warning: This list is kinda dark. If you're allergic to dark comedy, go to another page right now. Update Memorial Day, 2026: Added 10 more entries because 20 just ain't enough.
#30: Here lies The Kill The Environment parade
Sorry Trump, you'll have to find another parade to attend!
#29: Here lies that one shoe from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
If you've seen the movie you'll know exactly what I'm talking about!
#28: Here lies that pasta stain that was on my t-shirt for 2 weeks
And good riddance!
#27: Here lies Bobunk
Unfortunately for that holiday, Christmas proved way better.
#26: Here lies a Pistol Pig
He learned the hard way that stealing bird eggs is a really bad idea!
#25: Here lies McFoie Gras
There's a million and one things I'll miss more than you!
#24: Here lies Homelander
You will not be missed!
#23: Here lies Harry Buttz
Somebody needed a new name in life!
#22: Here lies Monsier Car Hopper
You'll never guess how he died.
#21: Here lies the Over 9000 meme
Too bad. It's better than 90% of the memes the 2020s gave us!
#20: Here lies Onision's career
Don't act like you listened to anything this nut job had to say!
#19: Here lies He who never scored
That's what she said!
#18: Here lies Ghost
Now he really is one!
#17: Here lies Covid-19
That's what you get for starting a pandemic!
#16: Here lies Catscratch
Nickelodeon was crazy to give you only one season!
#15: Here lies Mr. Head got bashed in
What a fitting name!
#14: Here lies Peter Scully
Hell wanted him back! It can keep him if you ask me!
#13: Here lies The chicken that crossed the road
Was ironically killed by a KFC car.
#12: Here lies Overworked Mc Insomiac
At least she'll never have to worry about sleeping again!
#11: Here lies Death
Wait a minute, Death died? How is that possible?!
#10: Here lies Happy Tree Friends
It died much like the characters it tortured! Hopefully it didn't suffer any of these fates. (This blog was produced before September 27, 2023)
#9: Here lies Jack Scoff
Whoever thought of this guy's name really needs to grow up!
#8: Here lies Random monkey
What it gets for jumping on my bed!
#7: Here lies Willy Weenie
He thought he could lift the 100 pound weight. Instead the weight lifted him!
#6: Here lies Waterfowl brownies
Recipe: None of your mother ducking business!
#5: Here lies Dan Donkey
What a jackass!
#4: Here lies My ears
Curse you Baby Shark!!!
#3: Here lies Doctor Trepanation
He learned the hard way why we don't drill holes into peoples heads anymore!
#2: Here lies Kenny
Fortunately we only had to bury one of his many corpses.
#1: Here lies Tom Turkey
Thankfully his corpse didn't go to waste.
I have a sick sense of humor, don't I? If you enjoyed this list, please check out my other ones. I'll see you later. Thanks for viewing and have a happy Memorial Day.
Sometimes luck is your worst enemy. Whether they involve impractical gadgets, cause Henry's literal downfall or are just plain embarrassing, here are 20 of the funniest ways you can fail in this series.
#20: Escaping the Prison: Belt of Grenades
Uhh... I don't even know what to say about that one..
Protip: When throwing a grenade into another room, be sure it can't bounce back into the room your in!
#19: Stealing the Diamond: Laser Cutter
U GET CUT! Y U NO BLEED!?
There's no confirmation that this thing was made or endorsed by Gadget Gabe, but it may as well have been.
#18: Completing the Mission: Smash
Henry psyches himself up a little too much...
#17: Breaking the Bank: Shovel
Never dig straight down.
Whether it's a subway (original) or a gas pipe (collection) he encounters, Henry literally dug his own grave!
#16: Fleeing the Complex: Undercover Agent
Somebody missed out on not ratting yourself out while in enemy territory school!
#15: Infiltrating the Airship: Retroglove
You look like an idiot...
Wow. This thing's as useless as the Power Glove.
#14: Completing the Mission: Charge
Oh my God, he just ran in.
Since when was the Leroy Jenkins approach a good idea?
#13: Breaking the Bank: Explosives
Handle with care!
Nothing says good safe fun like piles of bombs!
#12: Fleeing the Complex: Sniper Rifle
Henry's shooting fail turns into an MLG montage!
#11: Stealing the Diamond: Falcon Punch
Only one man is capable of that punch.
Henry remembers at the worst possible time that he isn't Captain Falcon!
#10: Fleeing the Complex: Sandwich
This one weird trick will make you SUPER BUFF! Weightlifters HATE him!
Henry's sandwich induced power starts with him kicking some ass... And ends with him taking a boot to the family jewels!
#9: Stealing the Diamond: Display Gun
Quick! Pretend you were joking! (Good one, right guys?)
Guns displayed in museums typically aren't loaded. Who knew?
#8: Completing the Mission: Middle Hammer
Not much of a brain in there to begin with.
Word to the wise: Don't hit yourself in the head with a hammer!
#7: Escaping the Prison: Bazooka
Uh... Way to aim buddy.
Henry's explosive rampage gets foiled by a U-shaped pipe!
#6: Stealing the Diamond: Rifle
Man, those FPS shooters make it look so easy.
In Henry's defense, this is probably the first time he's ever used a gun.
#5: Completing the Mission: CorrupTick
Henry's attempt at using an unusual tick goes horribly wrong!
#4: Infiltrating the Airship: Ball & Chain
Fail message: A winner is you!
This would've been the quickest route ever!
#3: Infiltrating the Airship and Fleeing the Complex: Charles
Hey look. Charles is here.
Charles just loves crashing his helicopter into Henry's position, doesn't he?
#2: Completing the Mission: Dance-Off
Do no./Cease./No./STOP IT!!!!!!
Here's an idea, maybe don't do outdated dances in the middle of a warzone!
#1: Series wide: The Teleporter
It's emergent technology. I'm sure it will get better!
The amount of times this device worked in Henry's favor can be counted on one hand!
In a way, Henry is like Wile E. Coyote, except that he eventually succeeds in his endeavors. There are plenty of hilarious failure sequences in this series, so feel free to mention your favorites in the comments section. Thanks for reading and if you're day isn't going so good, just be glad you're not this guy.
SearchScene is a great enough search engine as is, but these might just make it better. Whether they contain art, music or boatloads of information, here are 10 websites I think SearchScene should make !snaps of. For those wondering what I'm rambling on about, SearchScene has a feature where you can use the search functions of certain other websites directly from this site's search engine using a code, while still raising money for the charities it supports. Note: This site was sadly shutdown recently, however this list still applies for other search engines that want !snaps or !bangs of their own.
Why have one wiki when you can have a whole bunch of wiki's?
So SearchScene, if you've been looking for some more sites to link to through your search engine, I think I've done you a favor. You can also apply this to any other search engine with a similar feature. Thanks for reading, and if you wanna potentially win a trip to Disney World, click here.
Even by Looney Tunes standards, the amount of physical harm this unlucky canine can endure is amazing. Whether they get him blown up, lead to him falling off a cliff or are the results of the laws of physics making him their bi.... Err, punching bag, here are 20 of Wile E's most hilarious failed attempts at catching the Road Runner and Bugs Bunny.
#20: Super nobody: Fast and Furry-ous
Spoiler alert: This is a bad idea!
Wile E purchases a Superman costume and jumps off a cliff in an attempt to fly. He only succeeds in falling hundreds off feet onto the hard dessert ground. Talk about a super fail!
#19: Train from outta nowhere: Hot-Rod and Reel
Where'd that train come from?!
In an attempt to trap his mortal enemy, the Coyote sets up a fake railroad crossing. The second he springs his trap, a real train rams into him. Ouch!
#18: Bridge out!: Gee Whizz-z-z-z-z-z
Talk about wonky physics!
In a reverse of the usual painting gag, the Road Runner breaks through a painting Wile E draws... And Wile E enters the painting when he follows suit, falling through the chasm it depicted in the process. Too bad!
#17: Bunny bomb: Operation Rabbit
Brilliant. Unfortunately, Bugs also thought so...
Not one to give up (though he should), Wile E tries to blow Bugs up with a bomb disguises as a sexy bunny girl. However, a sexy coyote girl shows up at Wile E's doorstep... Which just happens to also be a bomb, designed by Bugs. You can do the math.
#16: Size changing pipe: Soup or Sonic
Maybe get away before the Road Runner gets hungry?
During an old school chase scene, both the bird and the canine run into a pipe that shrinks them to the size of an ant. When they run back through the same pipe, the former returns to normal size... And the latter remains tiny.
#15: What was the plan here? Whoa, Be-Gone!
For someone who claims to be a genius, he sure does do a lot of stupid stuff!
El Coyote's tightrope routine ends with the rope he was using breaking and him taking yet another plunge to the hard desert floor. This time, however, the rope reaches him... But not without touching a powerline first. At this point this coyote could give Meg Griffin a run for her money!
#14: Running through the dark: Beep Beep
At what point does he give up trying to catch that bird?
Dawning light up helmets, our favorite highspeed rivals wind up running all throughout a dark mineshaft. As unlucky as always, Wile E runs in circles, bounces off the ceiling and floor and finally winds up in a room full to the brim with dynamite.
#13: Right to the body: Beep Beep
That moment you realize you picked the wrong occupation!
The Coyote's next attempt at striking the supposedly Speed Force powered bird (tell me you can't imagine the Road Runner wearing a Flash costume!) involves a spring-loaded boxing glove. When sprung, the glove sends the boulder it's attached to flying into a nearby cliffside, and then slams in it's setters face.
#12: Detonator detonation: Fast and Furry-ous
Bad luck, thy name is Wile E. Coyote!
Sir Coyote tries the good ole dynamite trick on Sir Road Runner... Unfortunately, its the detonator that blows up in this situation, as opposed to the dynamite. Kaboom indeed!
#11: Ramp of in your face: Zoom and Bored
Talk about bombastic!
Still on the hunt for some really fast food, Wile E builds a super long ramp on a mountain with a bomb at the top. It takes a minute for the camera to pan up to the ramp's beginning... and a split second for the bomb Wile E lights up to explode in his face.
#10: Exploding water stand: Beep Beep
Tough luck buddy!
Wile E attempts to tries to bait his avian target with "free water" (spoiler alert: The glass is attached to a bomb), to no avail. Later on he mistakenly grabs that same glass... Guess what happens next!
#9: Miniature tornado of doom: Whoa, Be-Gone!
Even when small, tornadoes are bad news!
For his final attempt this episode, Wile E breaks out a tornado seeds and a water gun. Unfortunately for him, his water gun misfires and spills out on the seeds, creating a small tornado that ensnares him and drags him all over the desert, eventually bringing him to a minefield. Nature can be so cruel!
#8: Physics strike again: To Hare is Human
The laws of physics must really hate this guy!
In this short, Monsieur Egolicious employs an idea making machine to help him get the best of Bugs. His last attempt involves setting up a boulder to fall on Bugs when he picks a certain carrot. The rope connecting the 2 doesn't release when Bugs plucks said carrot... But it does when an annoyed Coyote touches it.
#7: Magnet go boom: Zipping along
Who knew TNT came in large metal barrels?
Good ole Eatius Birdius tries using steel balls and a giant magnet to catch Eatius Birdius. The only thing he catches is a giant TNT barrel, complete with lit fuse. Kaboom!
#6: Earthquake pills: Hopalong Casualty
Always read the fine print, everyone with a brain!
Finding out too late that they don't work on road runners, Fuzzy MC Unlucky swallows an entire pill of Earthquake pills and starts shaking violently all over the desert until he once again falls off a cliff. Well actually, the pills wear off right before he goes over, but in his relieved state he accidentally walks off another cliff. Tough luck!
#5: World's strongest magnet: Compressed Hare
No magnet should be this strong!
After several failed attempts at catching Bugs for lunch, Wile E. Decides to use a giant super magnet. Instead of catching bugs, the magnet catches Bugs' furniture, some ships, the Eiffel tower, several satellites and a massive rocket, which blows up the Coyote's base of operations. Next time use a weaker magnet!
#4: Coyote bot, Go!: The Solid Tin Coyote
Even humanoid canines dig giant robots!
After several more failed attempts trying to catch the Road Runner, the Coyote constructs a giant metal coyote to get the job done. Though the robot does succeed at first, it eats the Wile E. instead of the bird and then runs off a cliff like its forever unlucky creator. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
#3: Too fast for bullets: Gee Whiz-z-z-z-z-z
Stupid bullet!
Our canine friend tries to put a bullet to his adversary's head, but the bullet gives up after he outruns it. An annoyed Coyote grabs the stationary bullet, only for it to explode in his face.
#2: The catapult: To Beep or Not To Beep
If at first you don't succeed, try again. If at twentieth you don't succeed, maybe try something else!
Our furry antagonist decides to go medieval and tries using a catapult against his feathered fiend. His efforts are in vain, however, as the thing always slams its boulder payload into him regardless of what he does to avoid it. During his last attempt, the catapult refuses to fire until he goes to the boulder, sending him through yet another obstacle course of pain.
#1: A cabin full of explosive carrots: Operation: Rabbit
Sometimes your worst enemy is your own ego. Other times it's an oncoming train!
Wile E tries to use Bugs' love of carrots to his advantage by filling some fake carrots with nitroglycerin. Unfortunately, he's so busy setting his trap up and stroking his ego that Bugs has time to move the shack he's in onto some train tracks... And Wile E doesn't notice until right before the oncoming train slams into the shack, detonating ever drop of nitroglycerin it held.
Some people just can't catch a break, especially when they refuse to stop chasing after impossibly fast birds. There was no way I was going include all of his failures, so these were just some highlights. I'll see you later. Thanks for watching. Also if you feel bad or the coyote, here's a fan made video of him finally catching the Road Runner.
