"Kick me" is so 1955! For those looking for an original twist to this old prank, here's my list of 30 things to tape to someone's back. Warning: This is just a joke post. I won't be held responsible if you actually try one of these and get kicked in the nads.
#30: I invest in NFTs🪙
The monsters!
#29: I have no penis!🍆
Or for female targets, I have a penis!
#28: I hate SpongeBob🧽
Remember, nobody wants to be a Squidward!
#27: My favorite food is babies🚼
I doubt anyone will believe this, but it will get some looks!
#26: visit this address🎃: https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kikia
Just a heads up: The address is to a screamer.
#25: Sneak up behind me and scream😱
Just don't do this to someone with heart problems.
#24: When in doubt, spank your monkey🐵
Truer words have never been spoken!
#23: The Simpsons has been on for way too long📺
Honestly, some people may agree with this one.
#22: Aliens are out to get me👽
Somebody call the men in black!
#21: I was just about to consume this delicious banana🍌
Tasty!
#20: Eat at joe's📃✈️
Ok that's another old joke, but who doesn't love a good throwback?
#19: Fuck you <insert name of person place or thing you hate>!😠
Go to Hell, you suck ass, you're a piece of shit and die already you bitch\bastard are good alternatives.
#18: I have covid🦠
Just because the pandemic's over doesn't mean the virus is dead!
#17: Me eyes are on the other side you perv!✖️✖️✖️
For extra hilarity, write this really small so whoever's trying to read this had to get really close.
#16: Baloney!🥪
A HA HA HA HA! Three in a row baby!
#15: The opening to Up made me laugh⚰️
Unemotional jerks!
#14: Throw your tomatoes at me🎯
You can't beat the classics!
#13: I was a cat in a previous life😺
Meow meow meow!
#12: YOU MUST DIE!!!💀
Insert dramatic thunder here.
#11: Stop signs don't exist to me🛑
Somebody call the cops!
#10: Obamacare for the win!🏥
I'm sure this won't cause an outrage. #Sarcasm
#9: Free kisses on other side💋
Act now and get aSlap to the face, also free!
#8: YouTube content farms are the best🚜
They're ruining YouTube animation!
#7: Pinch me and I'll punch you✊
Perfect for Saint Paddy's Day!
#6: I have no boobs!🍈🍈
Or for male targets, I have boobs!
#5: My laugh box is busted😂
If you know, you know.
#4: Flash player deserved to die🪦
My other blog has proof that's BS.
#3: Praise Jesus!😇
He died for your sins, you know!
#2: I stole 40 cakes🍰
And that's terrible!
#1: Hey you! You suck!👆(Pretend this hand is flipping the bird)
Them's fightin words!
If you were looking for something to prank your friends and family with, here you go. If you're looking for a prank that won't get you punched in the eye, look elsewhere. Thanks for reading and prank responsibly!
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