It ain't your average wishlist, I can tell you that! In honor of both Christmas and this blog's continues existence (even though the uploads have slowed down a little), here is a Christmas wishlist consisting of some rather odd things.
This blog is dedicated to lists of various things, from strange life forms to awesome Christmas decorations.
Sunday, December 25, 2022
My joke Christmas Wishlist
Monday, October 31, 2022
15 Freaky af game over sequences in video games
Some games will make you dread getting a game over. Whether they laugh evilly at you, involve the playable character undergoing a horrible fate or straight up show the world coming to an end, here are 15 absolutely terrifying game over screens in video games. Warning: This list contains some gruesome, sometimes bloody scenes. Viewer's discretion is advised.
#15: Sonic CD (US)
Get a game over in the Japanese version of this game and you'll get an upbeat song. Get a game over in the US version, however, and you'll hear psychotic violin music and absolutely terrifying laughter.
#14: Final Fight series
#13: Conker's Bad Fur Day
You know a fate is horrific when even this game can't show it! |
This game has multiple game over sequences: Depending on how you die, either Conker will be used to replace the missing table leg on one of the Panther King's tables, Conker's dismembered and bloody remains will be presented to the Panther King in a burlap sack or Conker's fate will be left unknown as the game closes in on a milk carton that says he's missing.
#12: Plants Vs Zombies
#11: Donkey Kong Country Series
That's gonna leave some marks! |
Depending which game you play, losing to the Kremlins will net you an image of Donkey and Diddy in a dark room covered in bruises, Diddy and Dixie locked in a cell or Dixie and Kiddy trapped in a baby crib.
#10: Mortal Kombat 4
#9: Tecmo Knight
Somebody's hungry! |
Lose all your lives in this arcade game and you'll witness your character in the jaws of a massive beast. If you don't put in any quarters your character's strength will fail and he'll be swallowed whole.
#8: Hong Kong 97
#7: System Shock
It could be worse: He could be forced to watch Onision videos while he's in there! |
Die at the hands of Shodan and the hacker will find himself being loaded into one of her machines, turning him into an unwilling pawn.
#6: Robinson's Requiem
"Go explore alien planets" they said. "You'll love it" they said. I would've preferred Great Wolf Lodge! |
#5: Donkey Kong 64
This goes way beyond stealing DK's banana horde! |
The original Donkey Kong Country games may've had some creepy game over screens, but this one is next level. Fail to stop King K. Rool's latest evil plan and you'll witness the reptilian tyrant laugh maniacally as he prepares to blow DK Island up with a powerful laser.
#4: Ninja Gaiden arcade
Even ninja's have their off days! |
Lose all your lives in this notoriously hard game and you'll see Ryu Hyabusha strapped to a table, looking on in sheer terror as a giant sawblade slowly descends towards him. Even more disturbing, there are several demonic faces watching him meet his doom.
#3: Luigi's Mansion 3
#2: Soma
#1: Majora's Mask
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Thursday, June 9, 2022
15 Really cool multitools
What's better than a tool that can do one thing? A tool that can do nearly everything. Whether they can fit in your wallet, have some unique features to them or can double as deadly weapons, here are 15 multitool worth checking out.
#15: SOG Popgrip
#14: PenUltimate 7-in-1 pen
#13: Victorinox Swiss Card Lite
#12: Leatherman Free T4
#11: Wallet Ninja
#10: Kniper Lifesaver
#9: Snowflake
#8: Kiltn 10-in-1 Tactile Pen
#7: MyTask Phone Cases
#6: Rovertac Multitool Axe
#5: Leatherman Raptor
#4: Kelvin 23 Urban Multi Tool
#3: Leatherman Tread
#2: Crovel Extreme 3
#1: Lil Trucker
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Wednesday, June 8, 2022
20 Unique video game controllers
Sometimes the standard joypad and 4 buttons just ain't enough. Whether they're shaped weirdly, have weird inputs made specifically for certain games or don't resemble controllers at all, here are 20 video game controllers that stand out from the crowd. Note: this list is about handheld and tabletop controllers, so other video game accessories will be discussed some other time.
#20: Nintendo Wii Remote
#19: Dreamcast Controller
#18: Virtual Boy Controller
#17: Steam Controller
#16: Namco NeGcon
What a twist! |
Made for the Playstation 1 and 2, this controller comes with a swivel joint in the center so the 2 halves of the controller can be twisted back and forth. Not only that, but it also has "I" and "II" buttons for analog control.
#15: Intellivison and Colecovision Controllers
#14: V-Smile joystick
#13: Thrustmaster E-Swap X Pro Controller
#12: Wii U Gamepad
#11: Demon Destroyer Gunn
#10: Resident Evil Chainsaw Controller
#9: SpaceOrb 360 Controller
#8: Nintendo 64 Racing Controller
#7: ASCII Keyboard Controller
#6: Fairchild Channel F Controller
#5: Steel Battalion Controller
#4: NES U-Force
#3: Xbox Adaptive Controller
#2: PC AlphaGrip AG-5
#1: Magnavox Odyssey controller
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Sunday, April 17, 2022
15 Interesting species of birds
There's more to our feathered frenemies than just the flying and chirping. Whether they have unique defense mechanisms, look like monsters or do things us humans would call evil, here are 15 species of bird that differ from the norm.
#15: Cuckoo
#14: Peregrine Falcon
#13: Shrike
#12: Cassowary
#11: European Honey Buzzard
#10: Lyrebird
#9: Burrowing Owl
#8: Magnificent Frigatebird
#7: Rhinoceros Hornbill
#6: Vampire Finch
#5: Hoatzin
#4: Potoo
#3: Northern Fulmar
It's a defense mechanism, a baby feeding method, an emergency food source and a way of emptying the stomach. Talk about multifunctional! |