It ain't your average wishlist, I can tell you that! In honor of both Christmas and this blog's continues existence (even though the uploads have slowed down a little), here is a Christmas wishlist consisting of some rather odd things.
#30: The end of global warming
Seriously, %$^# global warning!
#29: A lifetime supply of McDonald's fries
If you're wondering why this is on the list, you obviously never tried them yourself!
#28: The ability to teleport
I wouldn't need a car if I could instantly go anywhere in the world!
#27: A reboot of Catscratch
Or at the very least, this show to rerun occasionally on Nicktoons. Seriously Nick, this series was hilarious! Also stop cancelling shows within 1-2 seasons or people will give up making shows for you!
#26: Bear trap cup
Anybody who tries to kick my balls will get a real nasty surprise!
#25: Baloney
A HA HA HA HA! Ok I was never the most creative type.
#24: Nuclear weaponry
BOOM SHOCKA LOCKA!!!
#23: Gold necklace with a diamond attached
I deserve some bling, Ya'll!
#22: Contact to alien life
Preferably the type of alien life that has no interest in wiping us out.
#21: Gills
I love swimming!
#20: A time machine
So I can go back in time and prevent the COVID-19 pandemic from happening!
#19: Some more reanimated collabs
I already have some ideas.
#18: Telekinesis
Even if I get the bargain bin version that can only move small objects, that would be infinitely useful!
#17: A lifetime supply of Pizza Hut Pizza
I'm especially gonna love this!
#16: The extinction of poachers
Seriously, what are they good for?!
#15: A dollar
Or better yet, a million dollars!
#14: A Ouija board
Preferably with some instructions on avoiding evil spirits when I talk to my deceased relatives.
#13: The ability to make any taste happen in my mouth
It's not very useful, but it will make me happy.
#12: Nintendo to loosen up on their copyright protection
Seriously Nintendo, one of these days the extreme lengths you go to protect your intellectual properties is going to bite you in the ass if you keep it up!
#11: A big pouch on my stomach
If I had that I wouldn't need pockets on my clothes!
#10: A lifetime supply of Reese's peanut butter cups
A have quite the sweet tooth!
#9: A knight's sword
This would probably be better thief deterrent than a guard dog.
#8: Controllable intangibility
I wouldn't have to fear locking myself out of the house if I had this!
#7: A good luck charm that works
Do I have to explain this one?
#6: A giant robot
For those pesky giant monster attacks!
#5: A long prehensile tail
I could find some uses for that.
#4: Lotsa spaghetti!
Luigi be very proud!
#3: A personal visit with Santa Clause
It would be a childhood dream!
#2: World Peace
As well as Russia to quit invading Ukraine!
#1: You all to keep watching
I wouldn't be anywhere without you beautiful people!
Thanks for viewing and sticking with me for so long, even if it meant being really patient. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
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