Wednesday, May 1, 2024

30 Cool secret diversion safes

Looking to up your valuable protecting game? I may be of some help. From innocent looking food containers to stuff no thief in the right mind would steal, homemade or store bought or even some ideas I just thought of (labeled with a 🏦), here are 30 neat ways to keep thieves away from your belongings. Caution: This post has some really bad puns. Viewer's discretion is advised.

#30: Food and Drink Cans

A fizzy classic!

Just like many things, throwing off thieves goes better with Coke!

#29: Food Containers🏦

This is making me hungry!

The beauty of this is if you don't want to shell out cash for a fake can of salted pork, any big, non-clear food container you might already have at home will work. Chip bags, cereal boxes, coffee cans, you name it.

#28: Throw Pillow

The softest safe money can buy!

If you can't find one of these, just placing your stuff in your pillowcase should suffice. Just don't forget about it when it's time to change the cases.

#27: Power Outlet

A shocking development!

If you can cut a hole in your wall, you can do this!

#26: Hollowed-out Book

A well written method of hiding stuff!

Your crime prevention manual is overdue!

#25: Sprinkler

With this thing you'll leave those robbers all wet!

Never lock yourself out of the house again!

#24: Hairbrush

This'll keep you from having any hairy situations!

The best part is that it still does wonders for your hairdo!

#23: Plush toy

He's a real secret keeper!

Lola Loud had the right idea!

#22: Coat Hanger

Here's a safe that can hang with the best of them!

Just put a big shirt or coat on this and any intruders to your home will be none the wiser!

#21: Battery

A powerful way to screw criminals!

For extra security, put these in a device you don't use too often.

#20: Dirty underwear

Right under their noses!

Probably the one I least recommend you try making at home.

#19: Clock

Time for bed!

Father time is on your side!

#18: Flashlight🏦

Light's out, robbers!

The best part of this safe is you don't even need to go to a special store for it. Just get an old, preferably big and clean flashlight, remove the batteries and put your stuff in.

#17: Your Phone Case

Give those unlawful bastards a wakeup call!

Did you know you can store cash and credit cards inside your phone case? Well, you can!

#16: Fake Rock

That's one stone cold safe!

This'll blend into any rock bed!

#15: Omarbaba Bottle

It keeps you hydrated and leaves unwanted stealers out to dry!

Too bad I didn't know about these until today, they would've made a great addition to my water bottle list from the past!

#14: Markers

Make a mark on your anti-theft record!

Some disassembly required.

#13: TKOR Mayonnaise Jar


Here's a tangy way to keep prying hands off your valuables!

#12: Candles

That's the hot new item right there!

Whether it's a real candle with a large hole in the bottom or an LED one with a removable base, this is one diy safe that really shines bright!

#11: Tennis Balls

I love this job!

This one's probably the easiest one to make at home. Just cut a small slit in a tennis ball and there you go.

#10: Old game or DVD boxes🏦

I CD what you mean!

Finally, a use for that Jack and Jill DVD you made the mistake of buying years ago!

#9: Flowerpot

Can you dig it?

If you can plant some flowers in a pot, you can do this! Alternatively, you can put your stuff in a container and bury it in the dirt under your plants.

#8: Kipkay Book Stash Box


What's better than one book? A shelf of books, that's what!

#7: Three Ring Binder🏦

Three rings to rule them all!

All you need is a pencil pouch and a binder with some uninteresting notes!

#6: Door

The way to piece of mind is right here!

This one requires a boring tool and a cylindrical container, but the security is worth the effort!

#5: Trash cans🏦

A trashy way to store your valuables, but it works!

If you're gonna do this, keep your stuff in a little container and don't put any greasy stuff in the can.

#4: Flight of stairs

Take the right steps to preventing crime in your house today!

With the right level of carpentry skills (or an expert), you can turn your staircase into a bunch of secret compartments!

#3: Under your bed🏦

You can sleep well with this hack!

Even if an intruder did find out your wallet was down there, getting to it would be a challenge!

#2: Eagle Creek Undercover Leg Wallet

Never skip leg day!

So much more hidden than the pockets on your pants!

#1: Household Hacker Lego safe


Brick by brick, this safe will keep your stuff safe!

And those were some nifty ways to keep thieving hands from claiming your belongings. Some honorable mentions include Household Hacker's hanger safe (I thought the pocketed one was cooler), the lotion safe hack (it's basically the food can safe, but with skincare products), Kipkay's DVD stash drive (it's form factor severely limits what you can put in it), and your socks (that sounds uncomfortable). If you can think of any diversion safes or stuff hiding life hacks that I might've missed, the comment section is in plain sight. Thanks for watching and keep an eye out for thieves!

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