20 Things to never, EVER Google

Some things are best left to your imagination. From graphic videos to thankfully fictional diseases, join me as we count down 20 things I advise you should keep far away from your search engine of choice. Warning: This is some !@#$ed up stuff. Viewer's discretion is advised. There will be no pictures because trust me, nobody in their right mind wants to see this $%!@!

#20: Two Girls, One Cup

This one's a classic. This video consists of 2 girls engaging in sexual activity, which includes the usage of fecal matter and vomit.

#19: Botfly removal

Nothing stimulates the appetite like watching botflies being removed from deep with human flesh, am I right?

#18: 4 Girls finger paint

Viewers of this video will witness 4 girls finger painting with their own fecal matter. Does that sound like fun to you?

#17: Mucus plug

If you're wonder what this is, it is a thick cervical mucus the human cervix produces during pregnancy to keep the area moist and protected. I just saved you from searching up this term. You're welcome.

#16: Ballerina feet

Ballerinas may be graceful and elegant, but even they aren't safe from injuries. In fact, many of them suffer from horrific feet injuries as a result of doing this physically taxing sport in those very tight shoes.

#15: Necrophilia

Word to the wise: Corpses do not make good sexual partners.

#14: Unidentified serial killers

This one will leave you paranoid. Maybe Jack the Ripper or the Zodiac Killer are waiting under your bed as we speak...

#13: King Star King

Seriously, this show is !@#$ed up and not in a good way like Robot Chicken or early Family Guy!

#12: Trypophobia

The sight of tons of holes punched into human skin is a disturbing site even if you don't fear holes as a whole.

#11: Lemon Party

This video shows 3 elderly men engaging in sexual intercourse. I have no idea if actual lemons are involved and if you think I'm gonna find out, you have another thing coming!

#10: Eel girl

The woman in this video has a thing about letting live eels crawl up her anus. I have a thing about watching videos that don't make me wanna puke my guts out.

#9: Krokodil

This particularly nasty drug will leave your skin looking like the hide of a crocodile. The images of this side effect will make you want to take those anti-drug PSAs seriously.

#8: Goatse

Nothing says wholesome family fun like a man stretching out his anus, am I right?

#7: Smokers Lung

Go looking for this and you'll see the heavily damaged lungs of those who smoke on a regular basis. You'll also get a good reason to stay far away from tobacco for the rest of life.

#6: Kids in a sandbox

Why do so many of these horrible videos have such innocent sounding names?! Instead of kids playing in a sandbox, this video has a man and a woman engaging in sex before the woman shoves a vibrator into the man's... Special little friend. Look, there's no polite way to say so I'm not gonna say it, is that cool?

#5: One Lunatic, One Icepick

Turns out snuff films are real. This video shows infamous fellow Luka Magnotta repeatedly stabbing Wahun college student Jin Li with an icepick, dismembering his corpse and having his way with whatever's left. Fortunately karma is not on Luka's side, as he is serving his life sentence for this horrendous crime.

#4: Blue waffle

If you have safe search turned off, you'll witness images of a thankfully fictional vaginal disease that makes the skin gangrenous and changes it blue, alongside some actual blue colored waffles.

#3: Tub Girl

This video starts with a hot naked chick in a bathtub... And ends with bodily waste spraying from her rear end like a sprinkler. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up.

#2: Decomposition/rotting corpses

Do I have to explain this one?!

#1: Flesh eating bacteria

If you search for this, you'll be bombarded by images of people affected by this disease having flesh so damaged, you'd swear they were attacked by zombies.

For those who intend to search these up anyways, don't say I didn't warn you. Also don't take that comment I made about Jack the Ripper or the Zodiac Killer hunting you. Their crimes happed years ago, so I'll bet you money they're dead by now. If you know of some other awful things that shouldn't be searched, leave some suggestions in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is. 

Sources

• Indy 100
  
• CNET
  
• Ranker
  
• The Clever
  
• Bright Side
  
• Top Trending
  
• Sarcasm (Yes, that's what this site's called)
  

10 horrible diseases you do NOT wanna catch

You thought Covid-19 was bad? Wait until you see what these diseases are capable of. From conditions that make you want to die to bacteria that massacred people in the past, join me as we count 10 of the worst diseases this world has to offer. Warning: This page contains some real nasty stuff. Viewers discretion is advised. You should also probably not eat while reading this page. Trust me, you'll be vomiting before you know it

#10: Bubonic Plague

Those affected by this disease will suffer severally swollen lymph nodes and often times a painful death. You can get it from being bitten by infected fleas or being around the corpses of animals that have it. 

#9: Aids

This sexually transmitted disease completely destroys the immune system, making the victim more vulnerable to other diseases. Even worse, there's currently no cure for it, though it can be prevented by practicing safe sex.

#8: Aquagenic Urticaria/Water allergy

If you have this, your body will break out in painful rashes whenever it comes into contact with water. Its currently unknown what causes this disorder, although some scientists believe there's a genetic component to it. There's currently no permanent cure.

#7: Cholera

Symptoms for this disease include vomiting, muscle cramps and watery diarrhea so severe that you risk death by dehydration. It spreads through a number of means, but its found most easily in areas with poor sanitation. Fortunately, avoid it is as easy as avoiding unsanitary areas and practicing good hygiene. There are also several vaccines available for it.

#6: Trigeminal Neuralgia

Those with this disease suffer from pain comparable to being struck in the face by lightning. It is unknown what causes it, but fortunately it is curable.

#5: Cancrum Oris

This disease causes painful ulcers to form on the inside of the mouth, eventually wearing down the tissue to the point of nonexistence. It is caused by a number of bacteria and mainly affected impoverished and malnourished children in poorer parts of the world. Progression of it can be halted with antibiotics and improved nutrition, but the physical damage will require plastic surgery to reverse.

#4: Ebola

Victims of this disease are subject to a number of painful symptoms, including severe headaches, weakness, vomiting and eventually liver and kidney failure. It is caused by a number of viruses (namely Sudan Virus, Bundibugyo virus, Tai Forest virus, and Ebola virus) and there is currently no cure for it besides death.

#3: Encephalitis lethargica/Sleepy sickness

Those "lucky" enough to survive this will be unable to move or speak. There is no known cause of this disease, but there are treatments for some of its symptoms.

#2: Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

This disorder is extremely rare, but nonetheless horrifying. If you have it, your body will replace broken flesh with bone matter, eventually making you unable to move. Even worse, it is incurable, so your best bet is to try and avoid damaging your skin as much as possible.

#1: Necrotizing fasciitis/Flesh eating disease

This disease causes rapidly destroys your skin, causing extreme pain and an excruciating death. It usually enters you through cuts or burns. It is usually treated with either amputation of the infected limb or combinations of various antibiotics

If this page didn't convince you to practice better hygiene, I don't know what will. Given the amount of diseases in the world, I'm bound to have missed some. If you have some suggestions, leave them in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Halloween, provided of course Covid-19 doesn't ruin that as well.

Sources

• Wikipedia
• TV Tropes
• TheTopTens
  
• Listverse
  
• Enkiverywell
  
• Medical Daily
  

10 Homemade 2 sentence horror stories

Sometimes even a couple of sentences can keep you up at night. From last second deaths to encounters with demons, join me as I share with you 10 2 Sentence horror stories I came up with. If you want some more, click on the links at the bottom of the page. Warning: These sentences are really scary. Viewer's discretion is advised. 

#10: 

I was enjoying a soda I just got. That was, until I looked at my reflection in a mirror and saw blood trickling down my chin.

#9: 

A woman was in a dessert with no cellular connection. When she least expected it, she got a text message that read "I'm right behind you".

#8: 

I was watching a video where something appeared to be getting bigger. It wasn't long before it started reaching outside my computer screen.

#7: 

A man was visiting his deceased mother. He thought was hallucinating when he saw her eyes open, but then the body began to get up.

#6: 

An urban explorer said he'd update his blog if found something in a supposedly abandoned building. It's been 5 years and his blog remains empty.

#5: 

I saw what I thought was a little spider down the street. As it approached, it grew bigger and bigger, until it was bigger than me.

#4: 

I was walking through the forest when I saw the corpse of a little girl floating in a river. She was quite tasty.

#3: 

A miner was looking at what she thought was an empty cave. All of a sudden, 2 bright red eyes opened up and stared at her.

#2: 

I keep hearing the sound of a child laughing in my attic. Every time I check up there, I saw no one.

#1: 

I see you reading these sentences. It's unbelievably lonely in this blog.

I hope you enjoyed my stories. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Halloween.

More stories

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10 interesting facts about Sesame Street

Here are some things this decade spanning teaching tool never taught us. From the skits to some of the characters, join me as we count down 10 rather fascinating facts about Sesame Street. Update: I've recently started a separate blog where I detail various facts about various games, movies, tv shows and more. You can find it here.

#10: It's extremely successful

This toy was so popular there were reports of shoppers beating each other up to get them!

You may not know it, but this is one of the most successful shows on this planet we humans call home. Since its debut in 1969, its garnered millions of dollars in merchandise sales and aired over 4500 episodes. To put that into perspective, that's more than The Simpsons, Family Guy, SpongeBob SquarePants, Teen Titans Go, South Park and Arthur combined!

#9: Snuffleupagus was originally terrifying

Still not as frightening as Clanker.

The current Snuffleupagus might be one of the cutest things this side of kitties and puppies, but the first incarnation of him was another story. He originally had large, kinda angry looking yellow eyes and spoke in a slow, almost depressed tone.

#8: Some of the sections are lost

Where are you, episode starring the Wicked Witch of the West?

Given it's absolutely massive library, it was probably inevitable that some of the sections would be lost media. Some missing sketches include a whole episode featuring the Wicked Witch of the West, a scientist muppet who's lectures were so boring that he himself would fall asleep in the middle of them and the infamous section where Snuffy's parents get divorced.

#7: It's on both PBS and HBO

Elmo knows what's up!

Episodes of the show nowadays air first on HBO and then appear on PBS 9 months later. This is because back in 2015 PBS had difficulty paying for the show's licensing fees and HBO's much bigger net worth rectified this problem. This show also used to air on Noggin, but the time Viacom sued YouTube put an end to that partnership.

#6: Rubber Duckie hit the billboards

Somebody has talent!

Turns out this classic song was a hit with more than just the young viewers. It was popular enough to reach no. 16 on Billboard's Hot 100 singles chart. Now that's an iconic kid's show song!

#5: Oscar the Grouch was originally orange

Talk about skin change!

The grumpy, trashcan dwelling Oscar used to have orange skin in the show's first season. According to the monster himself, he turned green after a vacation to Swamp Mushy Muddy, which was so damp that he became covered in mold and slime.

#4: Arnold appeared here before he got his own show

Arnold goes way back!

Long before Hey Arnold became one of the best known shows on Nickelodeon, the titular character appeared in several claymation shorts on Sesame Street: Arnold Escapes Sunday School, The Arnold Waltz and Arnold Uses His Imagination. In these shorts, Arnold was portrayed as a constant daydreamer rather than the helpful, kindhearted boy he'd become in his own show.

#3: Cookie monster's many quirks

Turns out there was more to Cookie Monster than his love of cookies!

We all know Cookie Monster, the blue, lovable monster whose love of cookies is so great he'll smash a safe to pieces to get some. What you might not have known, however, is that he's the only puppet on the show to have 5 fingers, while the others either had only 4 or didn't have any fingers at all. Speaking of which, he is also one of 2 characters who is left handed, the other being Ernie. Finally, the "cookies" he ate on the show were actually rice cakes with brown spots painted on them.

#2: Big Bird's costume is somewhat unique

Who knew Big Bird was a camera head?

For Caroll Spinney, being Big Bird isn't as easy as just putting on the costume and acting like an innocent child. Whenever he's in character, he wears a video harness so he can see what's going on.

#1: They'll cover nearly any topic

We still miss you, Mr. Hooper.

One of the most well known and well liked aspects of Sesame Street is its willingness to cover even the hardest topics to discuss with kids. In the past they've talked about bullying, drug use and even death. This trend even continues to this day, as more modern times have seen the show introduce a character who was autistic and shown Elmo's family grieving over the death of one of it's members.

I hope I enlightened you today. If you know of any other facts about Sesame Street, do us a favor and share them in the comments section down below. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

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• BlameItOnJorge
  
• TV Tropes
  
• Muppet Wiki
• Best Life Online
  
• PBS
  
• Me TV
  
• Biscuit People
  

20 Amazing Disney movie songs

Over the years, Disney has pleased the ears of millions. From cheerful to hardcore, join me as we count down 20 great tunes from the wonderful world of Disney. 

#20: The Jungle Book: The Bare Necessities

An oldie, but a goodie!

#19: Toy Story: You've Got a Friend in Me

A flagship song for a flagship series!

#18: The Princess and The Frog: Friends on the Other Side

This jazzy tune will take you to the dark side!

#17: Zootopia: Try Everything

It's a Shakira song. What did you expect?

#16: Brother Bear: Look Through My Eyes

It says use your eyes, but I'd rather use my ears!

#15: Aladdin: A Whole New World

This song will take you on a ride!

#14: The Nightmare Before Christmas: This is Halloween

Halloween as never looked this fun!

#13: Dumbo: Baby Mine

Get a tissue box. Trust me, you'll need it.

#12: Brave: My Spirit Flies

Let your spirits soar!

#11: The Little Mermaid: Poor Unfortunate Souls

This song almost makes you want to get involved with supernatural forces!

#10: Tarzan: You'll Be In My Heart

Sing a baby this lullaby and they'll love you forever!

#9: Pixar's Lava

Your heart will be as warm as lava after you hear this song!

#8: The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Hellfire

Gothic and cool just go hand in hand, don't they?

#7: Moana: How Far I'll Go

How far would you go?

#6: The Lion King: Circle of Life

The chanting, man!

#5: Coco: Remember Me

Remember to cherish your loved ones while you have them.

#4: Pocahontas: Colors of the wind

A song as beautiful as nature itself!

#3: Frozen: Let It Go

There's just no escaping this one!

#2: Mulan: I'll Make a Man out of You

This song will make a man out of anyone!

#1: Beauty and The Beast: Tale as old as time

This is what true beauty is like!

Honestly, I could make a thousand lists of Disney music. Agree with my list or not, you can always list your suggestions in the comment section (I imagine many of you will be wondering why Gaston, Under The Sea and Hakuna Matata aren't on this list). I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

20 Awesome places to visit on Google Street View

That accursed Covid-19 might've put your road trip plans on hold, but thankfully online map services exist. From the 7 wonders of the world to the theme parks, join me as we count down 15 places you should check out on Google Street view or other similar services.

#20: Edmonton Corn Maze

Even if you can't go to a corn maze right now, you can always try this one for size!

#19: Susan's Garage

Get an inside view of the very birthplace of Google!

#18: White House

You'll feel like the president when you roam this place!

#17: Stonehenge

We might not know a lot about this formation, but we know it looks good!

#16: 13th Gate Haunted House

In this place, it's always Halloween!

#15: Great Barrier Reef

A beautiful underwater adventure awaits your wandering eyes!

#14: Pleasant Moments Chapel

This is one of the best places to take your family, take it from me!

#13: Crown Center

Be it Christmas Eve or any other time, you owe it to yourself to check this place out!

#12: Diagon Alley

Behold, the set of the Harry Potter movies!

#11: Walt Disney World

The most wonderful place on earth is now the most wonderful place in your browser window!

#10: Tikal National Park

Those Mayans sure knew their temples!

#9: Pyramids of Giza

A site as majestic as it is mysterious!

#8: Statue of Liberty

This statue is the very icon of liberty!

#7: Grand Canyon

That is one big hole, if I do say so myself!

#6: Eiffel Tower

Viva la creativity!

#5: CERN

This place is from the future, I swear!

#4: Machu Pichu

This ain't one of the seven wonders of the ancient world for no reason!

#3: Sistine Chapel

Why can't all museum ceilings be like this one?

#2: Mount Everest

Experience the view that only the world's tallest mountain can provide!

#1: Adam Savage's Workshop

This site is the very embodiment of fandom!

Turns out you don't need a private jet or teleporter to see the world. If you can think of some amazing places I missed, leave your suggestions in the comments section. I'll see yu later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

Sources

• Mental Floss
  
• Guiding Tech
  
• Gizmodo
  
• Popular Mechanics
  
• Lifewire
  
• C|net
  
• The Mary Sue
  

15 Interesting webcams

Some livestreams merely involve some random guy playing video games... And others take you to more unique scenarios. From a chance to witness the Loch Ness Monster to a front row seat of the oldest science experiment in history, join me as we count down 15 rather odd webcams.

#15: Bubble Cam

This livestream takes place in the back yard of a Florida couple. The fun part comes from the bubble machine. Click on the bubbles button underneath the viewing window and you'll see a blast of bubbles cover the yard.

#14: Centennial light bulb

This cam takes place in a California firehouse and focuses on a light bulb. That doesn't seem like much, until you read around the site and discover that bulb's been burning for over well 100 years!

#13: RealLifeCam

This website allows you to view the rooms of various people living in an apartment building. Some of the cams are free, but you need a membership to access the rest.

#12: Aquarium of the Pacific

This website allows you to see several aquatic creatures up close and personal. Viewable creatures include penguins, jellyfish and even sharks.

#11: BigRigTravels

This cam puts you in the front seat of a truck driver as he makes his usual deliveries. The whole site decorated like the console of a truck and you can view the action from either an integrated YouTube player or snowman cam.

#10: Watching Grass Grow

This might seem like the most boring site imaginable, but it has some quirks to it. For one, you don't just see the grass grow. Occasionally, a car will drive down the street or the site's owner will mow his lawn. On special occasions, you can see the owner put up some nice looking decorations. The site also has a lawnmower animation that follows your mouse and a MIDI song that plays while you watch the stream.

#9: Cedar Point

This site gives you not one, but two live streams of the famous Cedar Point amusement park, as well as the many people enjoying the rides.

#8: Nautilus Live

With this site, you can witness the strange deep oceans from the comfort of your own home.

#7: International Space Station

Here you'll get to witness the breathtaking views of outer space and the satellites NASA uses to detail it. On occasion, you'll be able view the planet Earth and the NASA crew on-duty.

#6: AroraMAX

This site lets you witness the Northern Lights in all their glory. If you missed the latest stream, you can still see it with the AroraMAX replay window.

#5: EarthCam

This is a site that lets you explore various places around the world, from the bustling city of New York to the beautiful beaches in Australia.

#4: Willard Library Ghost

This page contains camera footage of several rooms of the Willard Library, known for being the alleged home of the Grey Lady Ghost. If you think you see her, you can click on one of the livestreams to submit a picture.

#3: Nessie Cam

With this cam, you get to watch the world Famous Loch Ness from the comfort of your home. If you're extremely lucky, you just might see Nessie herself peer up from beneath the deep. You can even take a snapshot if you think you see her!

#2: Drive Me Insane!

Unlike most of the other webcams on this list, this one is interactive. You use hyperlinks on the bottom of the page to turn various lights on and off in an attempt to annoy the owner of the room being streamed.

#1: Pitch Drop

You'll have to login into this site with either your email or Facebook account (provided you trust them with your personal data), but you'll get front row seats to the longest running experiment on this planet. What you'll see is a semisolid in a funnel. One so thick that from the experiment's debut in 1927 to modern day, only 9 drops of it have fallen through the funnel into a waiting cup.

If you're stuck at home thanks to Covid-19, weather issues or something else, I hope you give these cams a gander. If you know of any interesting live cams I missed, tell me about them in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

Sources

• D!NG
• Slapped Ham
• Ink Tank
• Mental Floss