Thursday, November 26, 2020

15 Absolutely bizarre beverages

These ain't your usual soft drinks or fruit juices. From soda pop with full course meal flavors to alcoholic beverages with animal waste in them, join me as we count down 15 immensely odd drinks that actually exist.

#15: Lester's Fixins food soda

There's some flavors you won't see Coke or Pepsi making!


Instead of the usual cherry and grape, the flavors of these sodas are based on various popular non-fruit foods. Flavors include bacon, sweet corn and buffalo wing.

#14: Diet water

This is just stupid!

This is pretty much water advertised as a diet drink. What it does differently from regular water, I have no idea.

#13: Peyote tea

That's one hell of a high man!

Made in Southern USA, this tea is made from boiling water and peyote cactus. For those who don't know, peyote is known for causing wild hallucinations.

#12: Liquid smoking

That's one way to kick a bad habit!

Made by Dutch company United Drinks and Beauty Corporation, this drink was made as an alternative to cigarettes. According to the CEO, it gets its craving fighting power from various South African root plants. Unfortunately, both the drink and the company no longer exist.

#11: Dirt soda

Somebody's desperate for a new soda flavor!

This is a soda that literally tastes like dirt. It doesn't have any actually dirt in it, however. Instead, it contains pure cane sugar and earthly mineral taste to create an interesting flavor.

#10: Snake wine

Talk about a venomous drink!

True to its name, this is a rice wine with a dead snake in it. It has been consumed in both China and Vietnam and was once consumed as medicine, as it was though the snake's venom had beneficial properties for the drinker.

#9: Bird's nest drink

Wait, this seems familiar...

Much like bird's nest soup, this drink includes the nest from swiftlets and is consumed for medical purposes.

#8: Yage

Warning: Side effects include tripping out, loss of mind and making you look like an illegal drug connoisseur!

Made in Peru and created using various plants containing the hallucinogenic drug DMT, this drink is made to induce visions and help people discover their sense of self worth.

#7: Sourtoe cocktail

Who owns this bar, Hannibal Lecter!?

Since 1739, the Sourtoe Cocktail club in Dawson, Yukon Territory has been serving this drink, which contains a severed and preserved human toe. If you for whatever reason choose to drink it, you'll face a hefty fine of $2,500.

#6: Kopi luwak

Talk about crappy coffee!

This brand of coffee is made from partially digested coffee cherries that were eaten and pooped out by Asian palm civets. Despite this unappetizing fact, this is one of the most expensive coffee brands in the world, reaching retail prices of $100 per kilogram farmed and $1,300 per kilogram of wild collected beans.

#5: Baby mice wine

This is messed up!
Sold as a health tonic in Chinese and Korean cultures, this drink is made by drowning tons of baby mice in rice wine and leaving the concoction to ferment.

#4: Three penis liquor

Okay, now we've gone too far!

This alcoholic drink contains the penises of seals, deer and Cantonese dogs. It is believed to enhanced the male sex drive.

#3: Hoihoi tatea

This sounds like an April Fool's Day joke!

This New Zealand drink is made from horse semen and apple flavoring. It was literally first made to enter a weird food and drink contest. 

#2: Gau Jal/panda dung tea

I know how you feel, random image people use in text messages.

This one's a tie because both drinks are very similar. The former is a soft drink made from cow urine, while the later is a tea in which the leaves used to brew it were grown from panda poop.

#1: Placenta smoothie

And here I though it couldn't get weirder than cow pee!

Some post-pregnancy mothers have their recently severed placentas blended into smoothies to drink. I have no comment.

I guess with the right creativity/lack of common sense, anything can become a beverage. I mean what's next, cremated gardener juice? If you know of any other odd drinks I may have missed, feel free to mention them in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Thanksgiving.

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20 Delicious food holidays

We'll give a holiday to anything, won't we? From dinner foods to dessert, join me as we count down 20 holidays dedicated to food. Note: Most of these are only celebrated in the U.S.A., I have no idea why.

#20: National Hamburger Day

So many calories, so little time!

Date: May 28

#19: National Burrito Day

Si please!

Date: April 2

#18: National Meatball Day

Mama mia that's a lot of meat!

Date: March 9

#17: National Corn Dog Day

The carnival just arrived!

Date: March 16

#16: National Beer Day


Just don't drive on this holiday, okay?

Date: April 7

#15: National Taco Day

A taste of Mexico never hurts!

Date: October 4

#14: National Shrimp Scampi Day

I sea what you're doing!
Date: April 29

#13: National Egg Day

A fine breakfast!

Date: June 3

#12: National Onion Ring Day

Get your daily intake of fried foods here!

Date: June 22

#11: National Brownie Day

If only you could smell it!

Date: December 8

#10: National Ice Cream Day

A true childhood favorite!

Date: July 19

#9: National French Fry Day

A staple of 9 out of 10 restaurants!

Date: July 13

#8: National Doughnut Day

Where's the chocolate?

Date: June 15

#7: National Pasta Day

That's a so good!

Date: October 17

#6: National Bacon Day

What doesn't this stuff go with?

Date: December 30

#5: National Candy Cane Day

Fitting that this day would happen right after Christmas.

Date: December 26

#4: National Maple Syrup Day

Joy in liquid form, eh?

Date: December 7

#3: International Day of the Nacho

Look at that!

Date: October 21

#2: National Popcorn Day

Grab some salt and butter!

Date: January 19

#1: National Pizza Day

This holiday is golden!

Date: February 9

If you like any of the foods on this list and are looking for some more things to put on your calendar, I'm glad to have helped. If you can think of some things I missed, leave some suggestions in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Thanksgiving.

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Thursday, November 19, 2020

20 Great songs made for ads

Tunes like these make commercials worth looking up. From decade old jingles to awesome songs for sometimes not so awesome toys, join me as we count down 20 great songs from ads. To be specific, I'm listing songs made for commercials and not songs from the likes of Lady Gaga or Michael Jackson that were tacked onto commercials.

#20: Chargertron


Pretty rad!

#19: Oreo Bright Ideas


Here's a bright idea: let this jingle caress your eardrums!

#18: Mentos


It's the fresh maker and it has a really fresh jingle to go along with it.

#17: I'm a Toys R Us kid


Bring out the kid in you!

#16: Zack the Lego Maniac


This funky little jingle will turn anyone into a Lego maniac!

#15: Legend of Zelda Japanese Hip Hop


The Japanese really know their music. If you don't believe me, go search up anime theme songs.

#14: SpongeBob Merch


This ad brings us a rather nice parody of the Safety Dance, even if it's sole purpose of existing is to convince kids to buy SpongeBob merchandise.

#13: Thirstiest Time of the Year


This rad remake of a famous Christmas song will leave you longing for a Sprite Cranberry.

#12: Genesis does what Nintendon't


Now you're playing with blast processing!

#11: SuperSonic The Joystick


What it lacks in wires, it more than makes up for with funk!

#10: Things go better with Coke


Have a Coke and a smile!

#9: Give me a Dew


Anyone up for Mountain Dew after this?

#8: In-N-Out Burger That's What It's All About


Sometimes simple is best, as this song proves.

#7: Skip-It


An impossible to master toy, but the theme song's still catchy.

#6: Lisa Loud's Anti-Germ song


Lisa's talents extend far beyond science and chemistry.

#5: Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?


Why yes I would like to be a pepper!

#4: You Deserve a Break Today


Need a break? McDonald's got you covered.

#3: My Friend Plank


Any Ed Edd N Eddy fan will recognize this tune.

#2: Crossfire


If the future is as awesome as this commercial shows, I'm in!

#1: Segata Sanshiro


If Chuck Norris had a Japanese counterpart, this would be him!

I think I've set up a really nice playlist here.

Thursday, November 12, 2020

15 Rather unique hotels

Some hotels go above and beyond in giving guests an unforgettable experience. From a hotel made entirely out of ice to a resort that's underwater, join me as we count down 15 hotels that are much different from the norm.

#15: IceHotel

Don't lick the walls! Oh wait, I already used that quote.

Place of business: Jukkasjärvi, Sweden
True to its name, this hotel is made entirely out of ice. Because of this the place melts every year during Summer, but when Winter comes back around local architects sculpt the building all over again.

#14: Jules Underwater Lodge

If you want this your, you gotta scuba dive for it!

Place of business: Key Largo, Florida
Before it became a hotel, this place used to be a research laboratory. The rooms are 21 feet under the sea and all have large, strong windows that give guests a front row seat to the various sea life surrounding them.

#13: Giraffe Manor

Hey look, we have guests!

Place of business: Kenya
Along with the nice amenities and lovely layout, guests to this place also get to witness the local giraffes stick their heads through the windows for quick visits.

#12: The Wigwam Motel

It's like the discovery of America all over again!

Place of business: San Bernardino, California
The rooms of this place are made to like like teepees, just like the ones Native Americans lived in back in America's very early history.

#11: Marmara Antalya

I'm getting dizzy!

Place of business: Antalya, Turkey
Floating in a massive pool of water and powered by 6 engines, guests in this 24 room loft get a constantly changing view of the outside world through the windows.

#10: Treehotel

Can you spot the mirror cube?

Place of business: Sweden
This hotel offers a number of different looking rooms to view the surrounding forest from, ranging from a giant mirror cube to a ufo. Regardless of which room you choose, you'll get a nice view of the surrounding forest.

#9: Bertram's Hotel

I guess you can say this bus got schooled!

Place of business: Devon, UK
This hotel was built out an old double decker bus. The interior is decorated to look like it came right out of the 1950s. 

#8: Attrap' Reves Dome

360 Degree views are the best, aren't they?

Place of business: France
Instead of the usual square rooms, this hotel has eco-friendly bubble domes that let guest get up close and personal with nature.

#7: Beckham Creek Cave Lodge

Pretty fancy for something our ancient ancestors used to inhabit.

Place of business: Parthenon, Arkansas
This 6000 square foot hotel is set within a cave carved into a mountain. Not only do you get a luxury stay, but you also get a stunning view of the mountainside and the valley below.

#6: The HI Jail Hostel

At least this prison is nice, unlike most prisons I know of!

Place of business: Ottawa, Canada
This place used to be a prison before it was turned into a prison themed hotel, complete with jail cells. Every morning guests get breakfast and a tour of the facilities.

#5: V8 Hotel

VROOM VROOM!
Place of business: Germany
This hotel is all about automobiles, from walls covered with car paintings to beds shaped like cars. If that wasn't cool enough, the website also as a virtual reality tour, so you can check it out even if you can't go.

#4: Cartoon Network Hotel

The Cartoon Cartoons have come to life!

Place of business: Lancaster, Pennsylvania
This hotel is all about the Cartoon Network universe, from rooms themed after Adventure Time and The Powerpuff Girls to a Ben 10 themed arcade room.

#3: Dog Bark Park Inn

Who's bigger, this dog or Clifford?

Place of business: Idaho, USA
Not only does this place look like a giant dog, but the interior has dog-themed decorations around every corner.

#2: Hang Nga Guest House

Is this a hotel or a hiding place for fairies?

Place of business: Da Lat, Vietnam
This hotel features a crazy design that makes it look like it came from a fairy tale. The rooms it has are made to look like hobbit caves and each one has its own theme.

#1: Hotel Marqués de Riscal

Modern art at its most live insideable!
Place of business: Spain
Designed by Frank Gehry, this luxury resort combines square geometry with wavy roofs to create a very unique building. The interior is just as amazing, featuring tilted walls and zigzag windows among other curiosities.

If you're looking for a place to get away to when this accursed pandemic ends, I think this list might be useful. If you know of hotels you think should've been on this list, the comments section is your friend. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

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Saturday, October 31, 2020

20 Things to never, EVER Google

Some things are best left to your imagination. From graphic videos to thankfully fictional diseases, join me as we count down 20 things I advise you should keep far away from your search engine of choice. Warning: This is some !@#$ed up stuff. Viewer's discretion is advised. There will be no pictures because trust me, nobody in their right mind wants to see this $%!@!

#20: Two Girls, One Cup

This one's a classic. This video consists of 2 girls engaging in sexual activity, which includes the usage of fecal matter and vomit.

#19: Botfly removal

Nothing stimulates the appetite like watching botflies being removed from deep with human flesh, am I right?

#18: 4 Girls finger paint

Viewers of this video will witness 4 girls finger painting with their own fecal matter. Does that sound like fun to you?

#17: Mucus plug

If you're wonder what this is, it is a thick cervical mucus the human cervix produces during pregnancy to keep the area moist and protected. I just saved you from searching up this term. You're welcome.

#16: Ballerina feet

Ballerinas may be graceful and elegant, but even they aren't safe from injuries. In fact, many of them suffer from horrific feet injuries as a result of doing this physically taxing sport in those very tight shoes.

#15: Necrophilia

Word to the wise: Corpses do not make good sexual partners.

#14: Unidentified serial killers

This one will leave you paranoid. Maybe Jack the Ripper or the Zodiac Killer are waiting under your bed as we speak...

#13: King Star King

Seriously, this show is !@#$ed up and not in a good way like Robot Chicken or early Family Guy!

#12: Trypophobia

The sight of tons of holes punched into human skin is a disturbing site even if you don't fear holes as a whole.

#11: Lemon Party

This video shows 3 elderly men engaging in sexual intercourse. I have no idea if actual lemons are involved and if you think I'm gonna find out, you have another thing coming!

#10: Eel girl

The woman in this video has a thing about letting live eels crawl up her anus. I have a thing about watching videos that don't make me wanna puke my guts out.

#9: Krokodil

This particularly nasty drug will leave your skin looking like the hide of a crocodile. The images of this side effect will make you want to take those anti-drug PSAs seriously.

#8: Goatse

Nothing says wholesome family fun like a man stretching out his anus, am I right?

#7: Smokers Lung

Go looking for this and you'll see the heavily damaged lungs of those who smoke on a regular basis. You'll also get a good reason to stay far away from tobacco for the rest of life.

#6: Kids in a sandbox

Why do so many of these horrible videos have such innocent sounding names?! Instead of kids playing in a sandbox, this video has a man and a woman engaging in sex before the woman shoves a vibrator into the man's... Special little friend. Look, there's no polite way to say so I'm not gonna say it, is that cool?

#5: One Lunatic, One Icepick

Turns out snuff films are real. This video shows infamous fellow Luka Magnotta repeatedly stabbing Wahun college student Jin Li with an icepick, dismembering his corpse and having his way with whatever's left. Fortunately karma is not on Luka's side, as he is serving his life sentence for this horrendous crime.

#4: Blue waffle

If you have safe search turned off, you'll witness images of a thankfully fictional vaginal disease that makes the skin gangrenous and changes it blue, alongside some actual blue colored waffles.

#3: Tub Girl

This video starts with a hot naked chick in a bathtub... And ends with bodily waste spraying from her rear end like a sprinkler. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up.

#2: Decomposition/rotting corpses

Do I have to explain this one?!

#1: Flesh eating bacteria

If you search for this, you'll be bombarded by images of people affected by this disease having flesh so damaged, you'd swear they were attacked by zombies.

For those who intend to search these up anyways, don't say I didn't warn you. Also don't take that comment I made about Jack the Ripper or the Zodiac Killer hunting you. Their crimes happed years ago, so I'll bet you money they're dead by now. If you know of some other awful things that shouldn't be searched, leave some suggestions in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a good day or night depending on what time it is. 

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10 horrible diseases you do NOT wanna catch

You thought Covid-19 was bad? Wait until you see what these diseases are capable of. From conditions that make you want to die to bacteria that massacred people in the past, join me as we count 10 of the worst diseases this world has to offer. Warning: This page contains some real nasty stuff. Viewers discretion is advised. You should also probably not eat while reading this page. Trust me, you'll be vomiting before you know it

#10: Bubonic Plague

Those affected by this disease will suffer severally swollen lymph nodes and often times a painful death. You can get it from being bitten by infected fleas or being around the corpses of animals that have it. 

#9: Aids

This sexually transmitted disease completely destroys the immune system, making the victim more vulnerable to other diseases. Even worse, there's currently no cure for it, though it can be prevented by practicing safe sex.

#8: Aquagenic Urticaria/Water allergy

If you have this, your body will break out in painful rashes whenever it comes into contact with water. Its currently unknown what causes this disorder, although some scientists believe there's a genetic component to it. There's currently no permanent cure.

#7: Cholera

Symptoms for this disease include vomiting, muscle cramps and watery diarrhea so severe that you risk death by dehydration. It spreads through a number of means, but its found most easily in areas with poor sanitation. Fortunately, avoid it is as easy as avoiding unsanitary areas and practicing good hygiene. There are also several vaccines available for it.

#6: Trigeminal Neuralgia

Those with this disease suffer from pain comparable to being struck in the face by lightning. It is unknown what causes it, but fortunately it is curable.

#5: Cancrum Oris

This disease causes painful ulcers to form on the inside of the mouth, eventually wearing down the tissue to the point of nonexistence. It is caused by a number of bacteria and mainly affected impoverished and malnourished children in poorer parts of the world. Progression of it can be halted with antibiotics and improved nutrition, but the physical damage will require plastic surgery to reverse.

#4: Ebola

Victims of this disease are subject to a number of painful symptoms, including severe headaches, weakness, vomiting and eventually liver and kidney failure. It is caused by a number of viruses (namely Sudan Virus, Bundibugyo virus, Tai Forest virus, and Ebola virus) and there is currently no cure for it besides death.

#3: Encephalitis lethargica/Sleepy sickness

Those "lucky" enough to survive this will be unable to move or speak. There is no known cause of this disease, but there are treatments for some of its symptoms.

#2: Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

This disorder is extremely rare, but nonetheless horrifying. If you have it, your body will replace broken flesh with bone matter, eventually making you unable to move. Even worse, it is incurable, so your best bet is to try and avoid damaging your skin as much as possible.

#1: Necrotizing fasciitis/Flesh eating disease

This disease causes rapidly destroys your skin, causing extreme pain and an excruciating death. It usually enters you through cuts or burns. It is usually treated with either amputation of the infected limb or combinations of various antibiotics

If this page didn't convince you to practice better hygiene, I don't know what will. Given the amount of diseases in the world, I'm bound to have missed some. If you have some suggestions, leave them in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Halloween, provided of course Covid-19 doesn't ruin that as well.

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10 Homemade 2 sentence horror stories

Sometimes even a couple of sentences can keep you up at night. From last second deaths to encounters with demons, join me as I share with you 10 2 Sentence horror stories I came up with. If you want some more, click on the links at the bottom of the page. Warning: These sentences are really scary. Viewer's discretion is advised. 

#10: 

I was enjoying a soda I just got. That was, until I looked at my reflection in a mirror and saw blood trickling down my chin.

#9: 

A woman was in a dessert with no cellular connection. When she least expected it, she got a text message that read "I'm right behind you".

#8: 

I was watching a video where something appeared to be getting bigger. It wasn't long before it started reaching outside my computer screen.

#7: 

A man was visiting his deceased mother. He thought was hallucinating when he saw her eyes open, but then the body began to get up.

#6: 

An urban explorer said he'd update his blog if found something in a supposedly abandoned building. It's been 5 years and his blog remains empty.

#5: 

I saw what I thought was a little spider down the street. As it approached, it grew bigger and bigger, until it was bigger than me.

#4: 

I was walking through the forest when I saw the corpse of a little girl floating in a river. She was quite tasty.

#3: 

A miner was looking at what she thought was an empty cave. All of a sudden, 2 bright red eyes opened up and stared at her.

#2: 

I keep hearing the sound of a child laughing in my attic. Every time I check up there, I saw no one.

#1: 

I see you reading these sentences. It's unbelievably lonely in this blog.

I hope you enjoyed my stories. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section. I'll see you later. Have a happy Halloween.

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